Author Topic: I Need To Get Laid!!!  (Read 2554 times)


Anyone else think it's a troll? or just me?
It's not, it's just Davy, the person who sucks at making me laugh.

It's not, it's just Davy, the person who sucks at making me laugh.
And you're Orb, the person who sucks at TF2.
:-)

to bad you are 0 so you can't get laid :D

Okay okay.
Cover your neck with chunky peanut butter and let it smooth in your neck.
When that's done your uglyness will flush itself and boost your beauty profile and then you will get laid.
But before you get laid you need to get the chunky peanut butter off your neck. How?
Get a golfing stick and hit yourself in the neck HARD 20 times and your done.
If you followed this guide and done everything correctly don't thank me. I thank you :)
Trying it now, thanks trymos.

Imma have hot buttsecks.

Okay okay.
Cover your neck with chunky peanut butter and let it smooth in your neck.
When that's done your uglyness will flush itself and boost your beauty profile and then you will get laid.
But before you get laid you need to get the chunky peanut butter off your neck. How?
Get a golfing stick and hit yourself in the neck HARD 20 times and your done.
If you followed this guide and done everything correctly don't thank me. I thank you :)
i got the golf club stuck on my neck
what do now




update:
just fuked my doge
$$$stuff was so cash$$$
posting pics later

Its Called Craigslist.
Thats how my enemy gets laid(yes its the same one who uses the same site for girlfriends)

davy

you wont score with me across steam

ok stop it plz

Try dating and taking it slow with someone you know.

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