While on the toilet, what do you do?

[KoopaScooper]

sniff shampoo bottles
DO NOT JUDGE ME

[Ad Bot]

[Supersylox]

I listen to heavy metal and feel like my stuff is saving the world.

[Davy]

fart
smell my fart
fap

[*FacePalm*]

fappity fap fap huge frigin FAAAP

[Mushroom man]

I lower my pants, sit down, scream at the top of my lungs, and drop some little brown spheres.

[Tokthree]

While on the toilet I tend to go to the toilet.
Yeah, that's definitely what I do

[brawlman14365]

stuff

[Isjix]

why am i sitting here i crap atleast once every week

[*FacePalm*]

OH GOD MY SIDES HURT
I CANT BREATHE

[Funkadelic]

I fap

[Night Fox]

I...
sit down...

[Stocking]

If I'm taking a piss I just do it really quick so I can get back to what I was doing.

If I'm taking a stuff I'll read whatever's in arms reach. Magazines, Homework, and even the backs of shampoo bottles sometimes.

[turntechGodhead]

i reflect upon the beauties of life and think about philosophical conundrums and how intriguing they are..i fap.

[BlackMod]

Fap...from pron...on my cellular device

Think about important life changing decisions

[Squideey]

I excrete waste.