Cheesy Pick-Up lines

[Jetlok]

hey baby, are you from tennessee?
because you have more fingers than teeth and inbreds turn me the forget on

[Ad Bot]

[SlayerZ99]

hey baby, are you from tennessee?
because you have more fingers than teeth and inbreds turn me the forget on

oh , didnt see that coming lol

[Supersylox]

I want to insert my USS Enterprise into your Worm Hole.

[fred da kiko]

i'd like to park my transport vessel in your loading dock.

[Bahamut]

You make my PP go up!

[Boston Terrier]

Hi

[Funkadelic]

I have a pink star fish.

I had to do it this topic is hilarious

[T0XIC]

I lost my teddy...can i sleep with you?

[TheKhoz]

I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?

How did you get through security, because baby, you're the bomb.

You're so hot you're going to melt the elastic in my underwear.

I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet

Edit: Song about cheesy pickup lines:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqP-DlHYVs

[TheChaosCarrier]

hey babe

[TheKhoz]

Cna I b doge?!

[otto-san]

It's hard to keep up with all of such, but this is 1922, after all.

it's 1922?

dang it i went back too far

[Altered]

Cna I b doge?!

Cna I do dogey stile?

[otto-san]

"it takes 1 to open the hatch to the lower part of aperture science, would you be the second?"