I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?
How did you get through security, because baby, you're the bomb.
You're so hot you're going to melt the elastic in my underwear.
I'll bet you're magically delicious like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet
Edit: Song about cheesy pickup lines:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqP-DlHYVs