How to stay up during night without my father knowing?

[rockslide26]

Kill him. He will never come to check if you're sleeping.

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[BladeOfTheHorizon]

When I hear the door opening, I rush towards my second door straight for the kitchen, and pretend to be sleepy and I woke up to get a drink of water and all of that.

[Ziyek]

I go to bed at 11 to 11:30 what the forget is wrong with you guys

Do you honestly need 9 hours of sleep? holy stuff

[Tremrist]

When I hear the door opening, I rush towards my second door straight for the kitchen, and pretend to be sleepy and I woke up to get a drink of water and all of that.

I do that too, but my parents are smarter than that and knew what I was doing.

[Ethan]

Kill him. He will never come to check if you're sleeping.

But he'll come in your sleep. :)

[Fireboy]

someone just opened my door, waited a few seconds and then closed it again

[pocketrocket300]

Just be quiet and close the doors.

[Eeposs]

someone just opened my door, waited a few seconds and then closed it again

Fap check?!!?!

[Skorpion]

why not just bring a laptop in and close the door

I have a netbook. I play until my mother turns off the internet.
Pr0n and blockland.

[jookbox :D]

I have multiple solutions.

Ask him if he wants to stay up with you or something (Stupid idea but hey it's an idea.) and play strategy games. Dads love strategy games.

Tell him to piss off (Baaad idea.)

Caffeine.

[Supersylox]

Kill him. He will never come to check if you're sleeping.

Nope.

show him the topic and tell him
dad
i want a new car

you get the new car and drive 5 miles south to a gas station
ask the gas station manager for "le doerle miamo"
he will give you pills, you go home then ingest them into a soda receptacle
shake the soda receptacle and place it on top of the doorway
5 minutes later the heat will have had filled the soda bottle
put it under your rug

when your dad comes to check on you he'll step on the bottle releasing the gases within the bottle
he will think you have dangerous diarhea and leave you alone
then with some mountain dew and windex  spray your windows and doors
then with your friend keep your room as clean as possible
this will cause mass hysteria
your dad will think you are doing well keeping up with cleansliness and diarhea
he will ask if you want anything
you will say
my freedom
then you jump out the window and free time from its chains

Wat

[Hrvatski Jezik]

pretend to be asleep
he checks and goes to bed
you get up

this

[Supersylox]

this

I state yet again

He doesnt sleep until he knows I'm asleep

[Jetlok]

I state yet again

He doesnt sleep until he knows I'm asleep

pretend to be asleep

he checks and goes to be

you get up

[DnaUnstable]

The problem is you have Skullcandy earbuds. He wants you to fall asleep so he can take those things break them into little pieces and shove each piece individually up your ass.