ZACKS/ZANE YOU SON OF A BITCH
I WENT INTO THE NETHER TO MAKE YOUR GODDAMN LAND BRIDGE
THEN YOU BAILED AND LEFT ME TO BE MURDERED AND ALL MY EQUIPMENT BURNED BY THE LAVA AND THE GHASTS
AND YOU PISSED OFF THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN SO THEY ALL GANGED UP ON ME TOO
EVERYTHING IS GONE
MY INFINITY BOW, MY ENCHANTED SWORD, MY ENCHANTED PICK, ALL MY FOOD, ALL MY TORCHES, MY IRON PICK, MY IRON AXE, MY IRON ARMOR, MY SHOVEL, MY GOLD BACKUP ARMOR SET, MY GOLD BACKUP SWORD, AND TEN PLUS STACKS OF COBBLESTONE
YOU LOUSY SON OF A BITCH YOU OWE ME BIGTIME
TO BE SPECIFIC:
Gold Helm
Gold Chestplate
Gold Leggings
Gold Boots
Gold Sword Recovered from ZPigman after dying 21 times
Iron Helm
Iron Chestplate Recovered from ZPigman after dying 21 times
Iron Leggings
Iron Boots
Iron Pick Recovered from ZPigman after dying 21 times
Iron Axe
Stone ShovelRecovered from ZPigman after dying 21 times
3 Leads Recovered from ZPigman after dying 21 times
54 Torches
Diamond Sword enchanted with Looting II, Unbreaking III, Sharpness IV, and Knockback II
Diamond Pick enchanted with Fortune III, Efficiency IV, and Unbreaking III
Diamond Hoe enchanted with Unbreaking III
59 Bread
Bow enchanted with Infinity I, Power IV, and Unbreaking III
10 stacks of Cobblestone (not really important)
35 levels or compensation for the time it will take me to haul my ass over to the ender farm to regain them myself
You dumbass. You pissed off the zombie pigmen (or else Ayxrion did, it was one of you) and when I came through the portal they instantaneously ganged up on me, kicked me out the door and into the ghast-blast, which revealed a large lava pocket that incinerated most of my stuff, and meanwhile you COMPLETELY DITCHED ME.
Don't expect me to join in your loving crusades again, and if you don't pay up I will reclaim what's mine by force if necessary.