Author Topic: You've been hired to kill the user above you.  (Read 9336 times)

I am heavy weapons guy

I will tar and feather you then toss you into a volcano.

Pesticides
FOOLISH HUMAN!
I am a fungus! You use fungicides!


Make him watch Barney for a year

1)  Air dropped in the middle of Africa given they wear a meat belt.

2)  Stare in their face with pure anger so their head explodes.

3)  Playing loud death metal > 200db with 7 subwoofers so their insides turn to mush.

4)  Repeated involuntary bungee jumping over a low bridge.


Pick one.



Bang him on the head with his guitar


Eat him and spit out the bone.

Ima take the past three people,turn them into a centipede, and then kill the one in the front and back and leave the middle one to suffer.

Tie him to a tree and let bees sting him to death.
It will be painful.