You've been hired to kill the user above you.

[Cucumber!]

"I'm gonna carve you a new cakehole.."

[Ad Bot]

[Shy_Guy]

Drop a big ass nuke.

[Camera]

I'll cut off his face and wear it on mine.

[Night Fox]

I can't

[Ningyou]

I would never!

[Night Fox]

it depends on how much I'm being paid

[Shy_Guy]

Shove stuff loads of crack in to your eyes and set on fire.

[?]

Off with his head.

[Camera]

I will tell the headless horseman to take back his makeshift head.

[Cybersix]

Fire

[Black and White]

I would casually walk up behind you then grab your arm and force it back in till it breaks at the elbow then commence to tear it completely off upon witch time I would smash the protruding bone of your dismembered arm on a rock so as to shatter the bone I would then begin the job of cutting through the protective layers of your abdominal cavity with the shattered end of the bone then insert my mstar fish through the breach I had made  and take hold of your Jejunum and tear it loose from your Duodenum and Ileum and then strangle you with it.


tl;dr I would strangle him with his own intestinum tenue

[dorkdotdan]

Get pelted with stuffty Supertramp albums.

[Eeposs]

I would gag them with my snake.

[Supersylox]

Suffocation by vacbed

[Sheath]

Tie you to your chair, knock you out, cover you is gasoline and burn the house down.