What?This guy here is thinking correctly.
Most of you guys here are going "omg his face in half, poor dude, so sick"
The logical thing is, he shouldn't have dive over concrete dock. His own fault, he deserves it. If you think I'm being a scumbag or a mean person, think on a logical aspect. That's his punishment.
Alright, fine, it was a stupid thing to do, no one in their right mind jumps over a dock like that, good, granted, epic fail, what the hell ever.
But you don't loving laugh at a man who's just had is face split in half. forget your 'logical aspect' and walk in his shoes for five minutes and see if you're laughing then, and don't give me this 'I wouldn't be stupid enough to jump off a dock though', I'm talking about the injury itself. I wish I could push you off a cliff.