I dare anyone in this thread to look up the user "phrooglefa" and read one of his stories.
Alright. Not like my eyes arnt already scarred and stuff like that.
EDIT : ...What the forget!? Jesus christ I've seen some weird stuff but THIS,
This just loving takes the cake!
Well, almost. The Bartleby x Sonic thing some few hundred pages back is more of the taker of weirdest stuff existing.