http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.phpA bloody motocross game with wacky characters, cool physics, and a heaping spoonful of gore.
CONTROLS
Up: Forward
Down: Backwards
Left/Right: Lean
Z: Dismount
Space: Action/When Dismounted, Grab
CTRL/SHIFT: Other Actions
CHARACTERS
Wheelchair Guy: An old guy on a rocket-propelled wheelchair. Space key activates the jet and CTRL/SHIFT adjust the angle.
Segway Guy: An up-and-coming businessman riding a segway. He always remembers his helmet! Space makes the wheels jump for a small vertical boost. CTRL/Shift make him stand up straight or bend down so he can take impacts better.
Irresponsible Dad: A dad on a bicycle who hasn't the time to practice child safety. Space makes him brake, CTRL dismounts the child and Shift dismounts daddy.
Effective Shopper: A rotund woman with a shopping mobile and a basket full of goodies. Her portly figure makes her a bit less prone to nihilichilification when dismounted from her cart. Space makes her cart hop, CTRL and SHIFT have no function with this character.
Moped Couple: A happy couple on a swift bike! The woman has a tight grip! Space boosts the bike, CTRL brakes, SHIFT dismounts the woman.
Lawnmower Man: A big fat old black guy who sits on a lawnmower and can stuck people up with the motor. Use SPACE to jump.
Explorer Guy: A guy in a minecart who people say seem to look like Indiana Jones and is what I think the fastest one right now. Not sure what space does but Shift and Ctrl make you go up and down.
HAZARDSThe Landmine is a small, flat explosive device capable of blowing most characters to bits, if you're reckless. A careful player can tread across a landmine without a scratch. The survival chance is quite low if you don't happen to have a vehicle to dampen the blow, though.
The Spike Wall is a row of spikes that gores players on contact. It isn't uncommon to survive a tangle with these, though. Don't expect to survive if they're spinning wildly, though.
The Wrecking Ball is a giant iron ball on a chain that swings dangerously. Trying to count the pieces after a run-in with these is hard.
The Harpoon Gun is the baddest of the bad. It aims in on you (quite accurately, I must say) and shoots a sharp harpoon that can pin players to walls and other objects. It's rare to survive a goring of the Harpoon Gun without a wall between you and it.
Glass is breakable well glass that can get stuck in you body.
And little things like TVs bottles Ect.
OTHER LEVEL THINGSBoosters are translucent, yellow and black strips that propel the vehicle forward. Stacking these makes the effect stronger!
Fans appear as giant, swinging fans with an accompanying "swoosh" sound. Like the booster, but is solid and can blow vehicles through walls.
Spring Plates appear as slabs with upwards pointing arrows and a caution-striped top. The top springs up on player contact, launching the player a small distance. Can be edited to wait a certain amount of seconds before engaging.
The game features features a fully-functional level editor (with copy-paste functions, transparency, and hinges to boot!) and a menu to share your abominations online!
If anyone can remember what other items there are or if I miss anything will I add to the OP.
Also T0XIC not trying to be mean, Sorry.
