Kitton starts College in January!

[Night Fox]

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get laid.

Who makes out better in the end?

girls

it only works out better for guys if you're gay

[Ad Bot]

[ATKitton.]

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get laid.

Who makes out better in the end?

I wanna go to Jupiter. Its my favorite planet. Too bad it will never be liveable.
And btw. That was a terrible rhyme. lol good try though.

[Colten]

I wanna go to Jupiter. Its my favorite planet. Too bad it will never be liveable.
And btw. That was a terrible rhyme. lol good try though.

That was the joke lol

[Otis Da HousKat]

The answer is that the Jupiter moon sluts are the best at making out.

[ATKitton.]

That was the joke lol

I know lol

[Rugged]

Rugged is like 14 or something.

15


bitch

[Spartan923]

14 and 5'11"
115 lb

[ATKitton.]

14 and 5'11"
115 lb

Wait. WAIT.
how?

[Destroyer]

Great to know theres another person on the forum intersted in an emergency services career. Now I will have help responding to all these forumers medical questions. 

[Otis Da HousKat]

Great to know theres another person on the forum intersted in an emergency services career. Now I will have help responding to all these forumers medical questions.  

So I was jerking off with a tuna jar and then...

[Fredulus]

17 and 5' 8"
105 lb
reporting in

[ATKitton.]

So I was jerking off with a tuna jar and then...

Oh i feel bad for the people wh- oh forget....

[Nickelob Ultra]

There should be a questionnaire for snake-related injuries.

1.  Were you using any form of edible delicacies (i.e. apple pie)?
2.  Were you using any form of glassware (i.e. tuna jar)?
...etc.

[Thar]

Idk what a paramedic would be like but I would never be a doctor. They have horrible lives. They get called in at 3 in the morning, work long hours and never see their families. The pays good though

I plan on studying sociology and several other related subjects like economics, politics, international politics etc and becoming a geopolitical brown townyst. Hopefully from there I will work for STRATFOR which is the leading intelligence firm in the world. Eeeee

[Night Fox]

17 and 5' 8"
105 lb
reporting in

god you people weigh too little
I mean I'm only 125-130 but forget, seriously what the hell
I don't know how tall I am though