Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 35625 times)

2:40 Blockhead puts all blockheads on the ark

2:45 Blockhead hosts ark rp


3:01
Blockhead is turned into a fish by a wizard.

3:02
Blockhead realizes when someone posts in this thread it looks like

A day in the life of...
[insert name]

3:42
he goes outside and gets raped by a horse goes to a barn

12:35

Blockhead wakes up from his nightmare.

12:36

Blockhead immediately looks down to find the five hottest girls in the world offering him love.

Blockhead is far to classy for such activities and walks to the kitchen.

12:40 The kitchen has dissapeared, it is now just a flat piece of grass

12:45
blockhead eats the grass

12:61
Blockhead makes a savestate.

Also, keep in mind we are still on mars. It's just designed to look like earth.

1:43
Blockhead gets a spaceship and flys to URstar fish

8:40

The year is now 5,002,011.
Earth has been destroyed by the sun in 2012, and over the past 5 million years earth has moved to Mars.
Blockhead finally wakes up.
Then he realizes he was high on krokodil and wakes up back at 2012