A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Blocki]

5:32

Blockhead takes out a G18 and guns down the staff in the store.

[Ad Bot]

[ShadowYoshi294]

5:33
Someone calls the police.

[Legodude77]

5:43

Blockhead pulls out mininuke, jets really far above the city, then fires.

[ShadowYoshi294]

5:44
His mini-nuke turns out to be the Tsar Bomba's fattest cousin.

[Devo]

5:50
Blockhead falls asleep while the fallout begins.

[Blocki]

12:34
Blockhead wakes up. He wonders why he holds a loaded Mininuke launcher in his hands.

[Muddy Waters]

12:34

Blockhead meets Satan

[The Corporation]

12:34 and a half
Satan ban's blockhead followed by "no way in hell is THAT forgeter staying in here"
Blockhead shoots up to heaven where apparently he's not wanted there either, so he falls back down to earth at mach 5, with the air friction heating him up and melting/distorting his plastic features to the point where he looks like the amazing melting man from the movies trying to get a facelift, at which that point, he spontaneously kombusts, and respawns in Oprah's studio, where she bans him from there too. He goes out on the streets of New York, only to get shot up by both crips and blues, simultaneously. He respawns again, makes some stuffty addons, and goes after the gangs again. The addons crash, disappear from blockheads inventory, and then admin comes by and asks for his spleen back. Blockhead tells him no, and that he needs to fleet his backaracks, at which that point, the NY gangs plutitylate, and reviputar both admin and blockhead which [DATA EXPUNGED] kills both Admin and all gangs. Blockhead scrambles to his feet and shoves the nearest medpack up his ass in which it heals his burning throat from the recent chili pepper incident that happened days ago with his wife. He then begins to run toward the nearest gun shop, sets the timescale to 0.2 and steals all the guns. He goes back to his house, and makes new addons from the guns that have perfect accuracy, damage, and firerate. He goes out on a killing spree using aimbot, only to discover it was so crappily remade that it aims on himself and shoots him in the nuts, killing him.

Blockhead respawns in 3...
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[ShadowYoshi294]

12:35
Blockhead says "Wait, this isn't where I wanted to spawn..."

[Blocki]

15:35
Blockhead spawns in the middle of the madness and gets spawnkilled by 3,000 Bullets at the same time.
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'Something's messed up here! I wanna respawn!'

[Devo]

3:36
Blockhead finds an old tire and decides to build a go-cart.
He's shocked when he learns that they do not use nitrous oxide.

[Blocki]

You're supposed to continue from there where the above poster stopped. Stop posting nonsense without connection.

3:37
Blockhead decides to forget what he learned and puts nitrous oxide in the tank. Then he turns the key. Nothing. He tries again. Again, nothing. Then he discovers the problem. He forgot to put in a motor! So 5 minutes later the GoKart is fixed, it now has a motor. Blockhead tries again. It drives! Oh stuff there's a tree! He stomps down the brake. But... Nothing happens! He crashes in the tree, causing the GoKart to go BOOM and the tree to fall. Blockhead lies in the grass, next to burning pieces of plastic.

[Devo]

I couldn't go anywhere from there.

3:38
Blockhead tromps out of the grass, when he notices he's hungry. He finds a local general store where he buys Leninade, a popular soda. ☭

[The Corporation]

I couldn't go anywhere from there.

3:38
Blockhead tromps out of the grass, when he notices he's hungry. He finds a local general store where he buys Leninade, a popular soda. ☭

3:39
Blockhead is trying to instill communnism back into Russia, only to be shot by the KGB, then dumped into a Danish delivery crate on the way to lego...

[Coulmbai]

3:40
Blockhead is now lego's new product