A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[LawtyLawt]

10:21
Blockhead wakes up from his wierd dream.

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"Son of badspot, you'll never wake up from this limbo. Come chat with me..."

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[Devo]

7:21 AM:
Blockhead wakes up in a ditch, cocaine in hand.

[LawtyLawt]

7:21 AM:
Blockhead wakes up in a ditch, cocaine in hand.

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"Boy no matter how far you go, I shall find you, and isolate you."

[ShadowYoshi294]

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"Also, stop messing up time! I have to watch the Pooper bowl at 5:00 PM!"

[Blocki]

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Blockhead notices the lack of time and fixes it.
00:01
Blockhead takes a shower but forgets that the pipe for cold water is broken.

[LawtyLawt]

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Blockhead notices the lack of time and fixes it.
00:01
Blockhead takes a shower but forgets that the pipe for cold water is broken.

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"I'll bathe you, if you want, boy"

[ShadowYoshi294]

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"I'll bathe you, if you want, boy"

12:21.12 APM
"Hey, I just realized, it's MY presence that messes up time, not yours."

[LawtyLawt]

12:21.12 APM
"Hey, I just realized, it's MY presence that messes up time, not yours."

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"W'll have to battle to know that, boy."
The old man then draws out a Hattori Hanzo blade, the sharpest damn blade in the universe.

[The Corporation]

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Blockhead squigjiilese the knife, then proceeded to masvermake the man into a new human being at which he had to go turn his oven off because it was tired.
Blockhead then realized that he was hungry, so he decided to hunt for man-bear-pig in order to quench his thirst which was gripping his arm ever so tightly in order to get him off so they could get in bed together.

[LawtyLawt]

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"HAHA, You fool. You unwittingly killed the man who maintains the fabric of truth and reality. Feel free to be blamed by the thousands of innocent blood being banished into the infinite ether!"
With that the man dies, and space time inwardly collapses
8:09
You are the son of Badspot.

[The Corporation]

8:09 again

Badspot is both blockhead's father, daughter, mother, and son.

[LawtyLawt]

8:09
Badspot is the Alpha and the Omega of Blockland, and you are proud, because he is your father.

[ShadowYoshi294]

8:09:04
Blockhead just says "I wonder where I should go..."

[LawtyLawt]

8:09:04
Blockhead just says "I wonder where I should go..."

8:10
After a long time of thinking, he becomes Dr. Horrible. His arch nemesis is Bisjackues the wizard.

[Legodude77]

8:10:02
Meanwhile in the far corners of the Universe, a tear in space and time begins to open.