A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Peejster]

1:00
Blockhead resolves to change his legal name to "Bockhead".

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

1:01
However, he can't change his name because he's not of proper age.

1:10
Blockhead consumes too many growth hormone pills and becomes Arnold Schwarzenegger size. People think he's Arnold, and he becomes the governor of California.

[Devo]

1:20
Blockhead accidentally destroys Northern California and heads South to Canada.

[LawtyLawt]

1:20:10
However, before he can leave, he is stopped by Occupy Walmart Space cigarettes and all the blockland moderators.

1:20:11
"Get back to the orphanage, my failure of a son!"

1:20:20
"forget you dad!"

[Devo]

1:24 The orphanage and Walmart blow up,

1:30 Blockhead lands in Canada.

[LawtyLawt]

2:40
Blockhead becomes illegal immigrant.

[Supersylox]

3:10 Blockhead joins a canadian gang

[HellHound]

3:11 Blockhead leaves said gang.

[Devo]

3:12
Blockhead rejoins said gang.

[HellHound]

3:12
Blockhead rejoins said game.

3:42, after playing for half an hour, Blockhead gets bored and quits the game.

[Legodude77]

4:12
Blockhead plays some TF2.

[InFamous99]

6:59
Blockhead is now banned from every TF2 server because of trolling.

[LawtyLawt]

7:00
Blockhead contemplates Self Delete

7:00:01
Badspot kicks open his door, he followed him all the way to Canada.

7:00:02
"I brought you into this world, I'll bring you out!"
*Draws out Excalibur*

7:00:59
"forget you too dad"
*Draws out Hattori Hanzo blade*

7:56
Epic, bloody battle in the streets of Canada. Blockhead wins, Badspot flees.

8:00
Blockhead acquires blockland forum's help. Badspot gets abducted by Kompressor. This begins the rescuing Badspot Saga

[Alyx Vance]

8:01 Blockhead starts trying to save Badspot

[LawtyLawt]

8:02
He falls to the dark side