Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 35010 times)

8:03

He turns good again and saves me
srsly
check the topic

8:03

He turns good again and saves me
srsly
check the topic

Nice try, soft boy.

8:03
He becomes Neon the raep goat and does the raep.

8:04
He is locked up in his cage
* Gojira flees forever

8:04
He is locked up in his cage
* Gojira flees forever

Nice try, soft boy.

8:04
He gives him to Cumrod and Tezuni

Why is this thread going so bad?
Let's stop the stuff and start it over
8:00
Blockhead eats noodles as breakfast

8:05 Blockhead begins reading the newspaper

8:06 Blockhead soon figures out it's Badspot's research magazine when he gets a megaboner

9:32
Blockhead buys magnum condoms.

9:32 (still)
Blockhead wonders what caliber the condoms are.

9:40
Blockhead is arrested for going on a shooting spree with a .177 caliber gun, of which the police cannot find.

9:40
Blockhead is arrested for going on a shooting spree with a .177 caliber gun, of which the police cannot find.
9:39
Blockhead accidentally invents time travel.
9:40
Blockhead accidentally uninvents time travel.

9:50
Blockhead arrives at the date he is getting married to Ninja Guy.

9:50
Blockhead arrives at the date he is getting married to Ninja Guy.
9:65 (what)


As Blockhead runs toward ninja guy to make sweet love in the church while both families watch, time snaps in half, and blockhead falls down a dark, deep hole. the only color he can see is red, even himself. the air feeling cold, an eerie sound of screaming and manical laughter. Blockhead keeps walking down the road, seeing the remains of what used to be fun of play and laughter. Everything stops. Blockland collapses from the pressure of all the cold and evil darkness forcing on him. He wakes up in a garbage can. he now have soopr devil powers!111!!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 01:57:15 AM by Alex Man! »

9:51
Blockhead swears to get vengeance to those who killed him in is wedding date.

9:52
Blockhead shoots a nuke on the church roof in hopes the attacker will be killed.