ALL OF A SUDDEN, SWAT BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR

[aludane]

I would ask them wtf they were doing when they could have knocked.

[Ad Bot]

[Black and White]

GRAB MY CAT GET IN A SPINNY CHAIR AND WHEN THE BURST INTO MY ROOM SPIN ROUND SLOWLY AND BE ALL
IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

[TheLegomaster]

Stare at them, continue fapping
Offer them a slice of pizza.

[Skorpion]

GRAB MY CAT GET IN A SPINNY CHAIR AND WHEN THE BURST INTO MY ROOM SPIN ROUND SLOWLY AND BE ALL
IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

hell yeah

[Ethan]

Oh god I wish Doorman was still here.
That would be an awesome response.

[kakashi11]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uF7ZGRYNCtg#t=42s

this, :D

[Sami2ss]

oh god the things people have said in this thread
edit: lol 8 day bump sorry

[Skorpion]

Hide at the top of my stairs.
Throw stuff at them.
Get arrested by the officer who spends his free time playing super mario,

[sorrel]

forget ALL OF THEM TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

[AgentPikmin]

Yell "forget THE SYSTEM" and detonate the explosives in my basement.

[brawlman14365]

oh hello who are you people do you want tea
and then they all had tea and lived happily ever after

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

Rape them
Give them cookies and milk
Then we have a giant orgy Disco party

[Toasty_Enginner]

Turn into a cactus.

Noone ever expects the cactus.

[Kumquat]

"sup?"

[*FacePalm*]

Go all Mirror's Edge on them


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