BobSevenSevens [6] You find a log and carve it into a pickaxe and it fits perfectly into your palm. Unfortunately, as soon as you strike it into a stone wall, red ants pour out of it and devour the wood. "Dipstuff!" you think to yourself.
Status:
Inventory:
Magical Leaf
masterockets [3] Disgustingly and cruelly, you decapitate him and severe all his limbs, then after covering his holes with leaves, you necrophilliacly give him a lewinsky carry it around. It seems quite heavy, and it's smell could attract hostile beasts. You hop on your pet rock and holding the corpse, fly off above the jungle.
Status:
Inventory:
Wooden Spear
Pet Rock
Kingdaro's Corpse
Powers:
Telekinesis
Healing (Unknown snitch)
Mega-Bear [5] You climb on your trusty new dragon, which you have named Oryx, and swoop down into the ravine. You see the ragged newcomer, and invite him on. He looks terrified at first, but decides to hop on. Oryx does not seem pleased, and he flicks his tail, sending the man flying out of the ravine to who knows where?
Status:
Mortified
Inventory:
Oryx, Trusty Dragon (Very helpful in combat, ice-breathing.)
Powers:
Wings
Comatose [1] You find a stick but as you pick it up, fire ants engulf your hands from the insides of the stick. Your hands start feeling like they're being eaten alive! stuff!
Status:
Being eaten alive.
Inventory:
Basket of 45 Strawberries.
SirLancelot7 [1] You hear a "whoosh" sound, and a dragon lowers itself down into the ravine. Terrified, you jump back and flatten yourself against the wall. You calm down though, when you see a man riding the beast. He invites you on, and after pondering hesitation, you do. Suddenly, the dragon flicks it's tail, and within seconds you're high over the ground outside out of control. The island is now behind you as you plop down in the water. Surprisingly, there's no pain, and you appear uninjured. You are about 50 feet away from the island.
Status:
Stiff Neck (Status applied to later rolls in a custom way)
Drenched
Inventory:
