Boss Battles - Six years...

[firestorm]

Edgier than a knife, eh?

[Ad Bot]

[Gizmo.]

GizPoem

such luck
much duck
edgy as forget
jetz sucks

[Jakobblockhead]

GizPoem

such luck
much duck
edgy as forget
jetz sucks

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[Gizmo.]

brb publishing

remember who made you da millions

[-Jetz-]

GizPoem

such luck
much duck
edgy as forget
jetz sucks

Jetz relaxed in his room as he planned,
To deal Gizmo a slap on the hand.
But because he was lazy,
and not feeling crazy,
"forget it, he's just vowelbanned."

[Aware]

Jetz relaxed in his room as he planned,
To deal Gizmo a slap on the hand.
But because he was lazy,
and not feeling crazy,
"forget it, he's just vowelbanned."

pure art

[Gizmo.]

Jetz relaxed in his room as he planned,
To deal Gizmo a slap on the hand.
But because he was lazy,
and not feeling crazy,
"forget it, he's just vowelbanned."

Jetz may be relaxed in his home
But he best be prepared to use his dome
'Cause Gizmo not only knows how to write a poem
Gizmo raps, in fact, if you didn't know
He will wreck your lines, mind, and hind
Jetz check yoself, you could go blind
Stunned from watching Gizmo shine

[-Jetz-]

Jetz may be relaxed in his home
But he best be prepared to use his dome
'Cause Gizmo not only knows how to write a poem
Gizmo raps, in fact, if you didn't know
He will wreck your lines, mind, and hind
Jetz check yoself, you could go blind
Stunned from watching Gizmo shine

I'd sooner go blind from yo weak-ass rhymes,
"Home-Dome-Poem-Know?" Get better lines.
And you mighta gone somewhere with "Hind-blind-shine"
But stopping at three? Bitch you're no match of mine.
Should I expect more outta such a pest?
Your poem ain't worth bringing to a boredom fest.
Your wrench explodes, you drop dead at my behest,
Now pipe down and step in line with the rest.

[Redconer]

As Redconer read these rhymes,
He noticed that he is bored,
For consuming all of his time,
And started to drag his sword.

[Gizmo.]

I'd sooner go blind from yo weak-ass rhymes,
"Home-Dome-Poem-Know?" Get better lines.
And you mighta gone somewhere with "Hind-blind-shine"
But stopping at three? Bitch you're no match of mine.
Should I expect more outta such a pest?
Your poem ain't worth bringing to a boredom fest.
Your wrench explodes, you drop dead at my behest,
Now pipe down and step in line with the rest.

You may have gone so far as to toggle me
But you know you can't control me
You still have underestimated my power, which I have found is the key
Pecons your bitch who you have a flower, but soon I'll climb up the power tree.

[-Jetz-]

You may have gone so far as to toggle me
But you know you can't control me
You still have underestimated my power, which I have found is the key
Pecons your bitch who you have a flower, but soon I'll climb up the power tree.

You, climb the power tree? Don't be absurd.
Around here you're a complete joke, haven't you heard?
Insubordination justifies all the wrath you've incurred,
All the better for me you're completely undeterred.
Put some effort in; I hate stopping at four.
Or don't - you couldn't ever even the score.
My every verse gonna have you flat on the floor,
Time to pack it in, just walk out the door.

[Flatflyer]

Epic rap battles: Jetz vs. Gizmo.

[Aduioa]

Oh my gosh lol

[Renderman]

holy stuff this is amazing

[Jakobblockhead]

holy stuff imma make millions