I am honestly liking Pokemon less and less each day. And its' because of many, many reasons.
Reasons with Pokemon Battle Revolution:
Animations don't fit a lot of the time - Let me give you an example. Lets say you have a Chimchar that knows Blaze Kick. If you use that, the Chimchar (wait...Chimchar? Chimera? seems awfully close to a lawsuit...) will swing his fist instead of his foot. What? Oh yeah, what about multi-hit attacks? Yeah, the changing camera angles with every hit look somewhat-cool, but at the end, your Chimchar just stands right in front of your enemies Pokemon while AND after it has recovered from the attacks recoil. Then there are the suppose-ed "fast" attacks, which aren't fast at all. In fact, it takes 2-3 seconds for a Staravia to hit someone with Quick Attack. 2-3 seconds? Quick Attack my ass... At least they did Shadow Force right. Roar of Time doesn't even look like a Roar of Time. It looks like something that was rejected from DragonBall Z. All Dialga does is lift his head and scream. And suddenly blue balls come out of no where and attack your enemy! Judgment looks alright, they could have recolored the beams and changed the emmiters to match the plate Arecus is holding. What I really hate is how obvious it is when you know you missed. PLAY THE ANIMATION AND THEN SAY IT loving MISSED!
loving Narrator! - I hate the narrator. He says the most obvious stuff and doesn't even make a joke about it. "(Insert foe's Pokemon) was badly poisoned!" NO stuff SHERLOCK! I JUST USED POISON FANG/TOXIC!
Problems with the The Handheld games:
Repetitiveness - Its' the same stuff over and over again. You meet some stuffhead professor whose last name just happens to be taken from the name of a loving tree. He gives you either a Water type, a Fire type, or a Grass type. And you have to train, train, catch pokemon etc. Its' the same old stuff no matter how much new tools/moves etc. get put in.
Put some god damn action in one of the games! - I feel that SSBB is the only game that got Pokemon right. You could beat the living motherloving hell-loving stuff storm out of anyone with Pikachu, or Lucario. Now that is Pocket Monsters. And now for The Ranger series. A lot of the moves I find are disappointing and misleading. Disappointing: Future Sight and Doom Desire. I taught my Jirachi Doom Desire, which basically does the same bullstuff that Future Sight does but with an overall lower PP. Next is misleading: Solarbeam. Now I was expecting some huge ass beam of mostly white with some green and yellow around the edges. But nooooo...I got some green and yellow balls. How wonderful.
I am not saying I don't care, I am saying Pokemon needs to change pronto.
