Stocking - No explanation needed.

[Feep]

Because if a guy has love when he's young, he scores.
If a girl has love when she's young, she's a whore.

At least according to the media or what other people say.

i got a solution!

women are like locks, the more keys that can open locks, the worse the lock is

men are like keys, the more locks a key can open, makes it a masterkey.

[Ad Bot]

[Böltster]

Evolutionary psychology is a crock of stuff and I'd say your example for females could be applied to males too

There has been some stuff that has come out of it because of not being able to falsify claims, but I'm less ready to dismiss the whole thing as pseudoscience

[SpreadsPlague]

i got a solution!

women are like locks, the more keys that can open locks, the worse the lock is

men are like keys, the more locks a key can open, makes it a masterkey.

my richard is like a sledgehammer, I break locks in half

[Extrude]

my sledgehammer is like a richard, I stick it in wimmen

[Stocking]

Also shes's 17 which means around 799 in total. That's a lot!

Stocking: 799
Bloody Mary: 0

[Rugged]

Stocking: 799
Bloody Mary: 0

Stocking: 799
Rugged: -5

[Bloody Mary]

Stocking: 799
Bloody Mary: 0

Stocking: 1
Bloody Mary: 0

[Rugged]

Stocking: 1
Bloody Mary: 0
Rugged: Q

[Nickelob Ultra]

Stocking: 1
Bloody Mary: 0
Rugged: Q

Unfunny as hell.

[SpreadsPlague]

Unfunny as hell.

don't mess with him he doesn't give a forget man

If you're talking about actual mental handicapation, then no stuff sherlock.

But I don't have a mental handicapation. I used to just be an idiot because I cared so much about making people laugh. Now I don't give a stuff whether people laugh at what I say.

[Rugged]

Unfunny as hell.

that was kinda flat :(

[SpreadsPlague]

that was kinda flat :(

but you don't care what people think

look it's in that quote up there.

[Woolys]

Did yiu just have a brain fart?

[Kira100000]

what if stocking never existed and all this is just one gigantic ass shared dream between all of us

[LeetZero]

what if stocking never existed and all this is just one gigantic ass shared dream between all of us

What if Stocking is Badspot's girlfriend?