Ruin a dream!

[Toasty_Enginner]

You travel back in time and get shot by doge.

I wish for 3 more wishes

[Ad Bot]

[asablief]

You get 3 new wishes for every wish, thus your wishes increase infinitely and you are ripped from existence due to a paradox.

I wish I made the best game in the world

[Neon]

You attempt to make the best game in the world, but it's already in existance. Spiral Knights, look it up.

I DREAM that I'm invincible and can fly.

[Proog]

You wake up while dreaming you're going to fall and hit the ground, then you have a heart attack from shock value.

I wish the light upstairs wasn't broken, this lamp sucks.

[plad101]

the downstairs light breaks


i want to own a 357. Magnum and a M21.

[steve5451]

You shot yourself with the 357 almost immidietly after it was handed to you by accident.

I wish I could be on the moon. 8D

[carolcat]

You spacesuit suffers from an error and you suffocate.

I wish I could meet my favorite forumers and hug them <3

[Neon]

It turns out your favorite forumers are douchebags IRL.
 
PROTIP: Invincible means CANNOT BE KILLED.

I dream that I make first contact with peaceful aliens.

[plad101]

They eat your face and you become one of them... THEN YOU DIE!
sadly i was dead before!

I wish for a AK-47!

[Stick Man]

Wish granted, but an Asian comes up from behind, steals it, dissembles it, and reassembles it as a calculator for use in his math studies.

I wish OP knew about the other thread just like this.

[carolcat]

Unfortunately, OP isn't too bright.

I wish I was good at computer games.

[Proog]

the downstairs light breaks

I don't use that light downstairs so it's actually not that bad.

PROTIP: Invincible means CANNOT BE KILLED.

You were only invincible in your dream.

All the games you like aren't compatible with your PC.

[Stick Man]

I don't use that light downstairs so it's actually not that bad.You were only invincible in your dream.

All the games you like aren't compatible with your PC.

Nice dream.

I wish the internet invaded real life, just to see what would happen.

[plad101]

you were killed by furcigarettes and ponycigarettes

i dream i wasnt a spy!

[Neon]

Unfortunately, OP isn't too bright.

I wish I was good at computer games.

OKAY OKAY TIME OUT. The title of this topic is 'Ruin a dream!'. You're wishing, not dreaming, ergo disregarding the entire title.

DREAM, GODDAMNIT. DREAAAAAAAAAAM.

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