Dungeons and Dragons RP

[Mr. Jelly]

Alright, rearranged 'em.

[Ad Bot]

[SirLancelot7]

What's the main stat for Paladins?

Strength is needed for swords and crap.

Wisdom is needed for anything spiritual.

Alright, rearranged 'em.

Alright, Mulch add him in.

His turn for this round will be falling out of the sky and landing on Facepalm and joining the group.

Your move rockets.

[masterockets]

Cut a nearby tree's branches and sharpen the ends
Then dig a trench

[SirLancelot7]

Um..

14

You chop down some branches, but they don't get very sharp..  You dig a small trench. 

I didn't really see the point of that move.

[masterockets]

Um..

14

You chop down some branches, but they don't get very sharp..  You dig a small trench. 

I didn't really see the point of that move.

Soon…

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Bunker, shweet.

[Mr. Jelly]

So do I get to loot Face's corpse?  

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Let's move on, shall we?

[Mr. Jelly]

Lance isn't on.

DAMN YOU, LANCE'S SOCIAL LIFE!

Edort: By the way, since I'll probably not be online by the time this adventure continues, here is my order in advance.

Shoot Bandit. Center of mass.

[SirLancelot7]

Let's move on, shall we?

Vegetarian leaves.  The group wonders where he went. Oh I get it.

Mulch's turn.

So do I get to loot Face's corpse?  

NOP.

You can have his gold though

[Vegetarian Zombie]

asdf that's not what I meant

If it's my turn, attack

[Mulch]

I'll kick him in his testicles.

[Mr. Jelly]

Wait.

AM?

[*FacePalm*]

So do I get to loot Face's corpse?  

HNNNG.

[Mr. Jelly]

HNNNG.

Don't worry, I'll respect your corpse...maybe.

Oh by the way, Mulch, can you edit in some leather pants in my inventory? I don't exactly have any trousers, apparently.