Welp, one of my friend's internet has been out for a while, and I finally got around to going over to take a look. As far as I can tell (Read: What google chrome mobile has told me) is that her anti-virus/firewall is preventing access to the internet. All of the cords and the modem seem in place fine, and Windows Update has no problem screaming at me that there are 20 updates to be installed off the internet. It seems that the stupid things are basically just preventing any browsers from doing anything useful. I tried disabling the firewall- Actually, well, I did disable the firewall completely, but there was no change, so that didn't really do anything. Attempting to start up Norton says that the computer needs to be restarted. Having done that, it still says so, so obviously it's as broken as always and of no use. McAfee points out that it needs internet to boot up so that I can fix the internet, which isn't terribly useful at all, and that too is out.
Any ideas? I'm sitting here on a borrowed laptop so I can put anything in play immediately. With my handy dandy flashdrive I could also take any images of anything you might need to see.
Halp.