Gentlemen thread

[MunkeyCheez]

*Sparty leaves after his meal and puts a £2 tip for the waiter

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[plad101]

Gentlemen...

I seem to have misplaced my monocle!

[Feep]

Sir Feep hello, I would like to apply for the job of bartender. I think you will find my abilities very useful to your bar.

sure thing, im trying to sleep after a hard day of mixing drinks for you gents.

[AirGlider]

Sir, may I have a job please? I'm wondering what your wages are. I would abosolutly be thrilled to bartend.

[plad101]

Bonjour  Misuser i would like a table please....

[Big Brother]

oh I do say, this topic is rather hilarious!

[Aniken 911]

'ello, guvs. I believe I have a reservation?

[plad101]

Dear sir, Big Brother why don't you sit at my table?

[Feep]

Sir, may I have a job please? I'm wondering what your wages are. I would abosolutly be thrilled to bartend.

Sure thing, we pay wage in pure liquor.

1 litre an hour.

[AirGlider]

I do quite agree, Big Brother. We're all quality gents' here, and thank you my good man. I'd love to wait tables and bartend. I'll get to work right away my good man.

[Big Brother]

Dear sir, Big Brother why don't you sit at my table?

But of course my good man! I think I shall have a glass of malt liquor - and you?

[plad101]

May i have a spot of tea, old chap?

[AirGlider]

Here are your drinks fine gentlemen. May I ask of your names?

[Big Brother]

Donald Williams.



the third.

[Specever]

Here are your drinks fine gentlemen. May I ask of your names?

monday.