Postal 3

[Shell]

Postal3 is a game where you are a postal dude. and you do all kinds of normal tasks, but they dont turn out how you expect. it has an open world and all kinds of stuff.

for those that have played postal 2, you will know how amazing postal 2 was. postal 3 is everything that made postal 2 great

except IT'S IN THIRD PERSON HNNGH



this game is amazing and amazingly fun. And the best part?

IT'S OUT. BUY IT NOW.

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[BobSevenSevens]

lol, are you gonna shove that badger in someone's face?

[Shell]

lol, are you gonna shove that badger in someone's face?

yup. then it tears off their face.

the badger likely has rabies.

you can also kick kittens.

[BobSevenSevens]

the badger likely has rabies.

Win.

[Count]

I used to think it was portal 2 spelled wrong. 

Looks like an awesome game though.

[Shell]

Win.

or if you think that's too sick and twisted,

you can shove a grenade inside a cat's star fish then throw it at people.

[stuntman021]

postal 3 takes all of the worst parts from postal 2 and uses them while throwing out all the best parts of postal 2
don't listen to shell this game is a complete and utter linear piece of bargain bin level stuff

[Shell]

postal 3 takes all of the worst parts from postal 2 and uses them while throwing out all the best parts of postal 2
don't listen to shell this game is a complete and utter linear piece of bargain bin level stuff

coming from the guy that hates every game without rocket jumping

[Supersylox]

I used to think it was portal 2 spelled wrong.
Then I took an arrow to the knee

or if you think that's too sick and twisted,

you can shove a grenade inside a cat's star fish then throw it at people.

[Snip]

What

[asablief]

postal 3 takes all of the worst parts from postal 2 and uses them while throwing out all the best parts of postal 2
don't listen to shell this game is a complete and utter linear piece of bargain bin level stuff

hater

[stuntman021]

coming from the guy that hates every game without rocket jumping

no this game is irredeemably terrible
glitchy as forget and the glitches are unfun or game ruining, completely linear, forces you to kill, third person, unfunny humor (postal 2 had this, but the gameplay made up for it tenfold, but now that postal 3 focuses on the humor the stufftiness of it really comes out), and stuffty politics

[Shell]

no this game is irredeemably terrible
glitchy as forget and the glitches are unfun or game ruining, completely linear, forces you to kill, third person, unfunny humor (postal 2 had this, but the gameplay made up for it tenfold, but now that postal 3 focuses on the humor the stufftiness of it really comes out), and stuffty politics

haven't seen any glitches

not completely linear

are you a pacifist?

third person is bad

the gameplay makes up for the humor

politics um

[stuntman021]

haven't seen any glitches

not completely linear

are you a pacifist?

third person is bad

the gameplay makes up for the humor

politics um

yes completely linear. being forced to kill everyone is an example of that
one of the things i liked about postal 2 was that you could complete the whole game without lifting a finger against anyone. it also gave the game non-linearity
when the humour is that bad it doesn't

[Shell]

yes completely linear. being forced to kill everyone is an example of that
one of the things i liked about postal 2 was that you could complete the whole game without lifting a finger against anyone. it also gave the game non-linearity
when the humour is that bad it doesn't

i'm pretty sure they intended people to do some killing in postal 2

unless you're a pacifist like the question you ignored

and i dont really give a forget about humor as long as the game is fun

[asablief]

yes completely linear. being forced to kill everyone is an example of that
one of the things i liked about postal 2 was that you could complete the whole game without lifting a finger against anyone. it also gave the game non-linearity
when the humour is that bad it doesn't

why is linearity a massive game-crippling factor in everything

almost every bandit hideout in skyrim is linear and it's the most fun game I've ever played.