M.C. Stocking writes rap

[Stocking]

Writing raps about people. If you want one, hit me up in a post. Word.


People I've rapped to:

Mawty

i call this a rap about mawty


theres this brother's name is mawty
he feelin up the hoes the ones he sees as shawty
takes a honey home and then shows off his crib
got the hbo playin near a huge plate of a ribs
he throws her on the bed she goes through to the ground
there aint any kind of iron frame hold fo' hundred pounds

she chugs a shake fo' energy cuz they going all night
ol' mawty got da feelin dat he's feelin alright
he got dat gamerfuel beside him cuz he's still on a spree
swag banging up his honey while he plays halo 3
moanin in the mic from love his teammates get jealous
he says "i wish you boys were here with me. i like bangin fellas"

so mawty got it all and it all ended nice
he reached the top of leaderboards and won first place twice
he got his girl pregnant so that she cant leave him
his favorite hoe fo' life and love is what mawty wins
so we end the story of mawty the fly
if ever see him hangin round respect that guy

word

Blockbox

black box isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make their turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
black box does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk

you live wid double dads cuz yo parents are gay
they raised you like you were there own and taught you their way
youve got an star fish that sags just like an old ladys cunt
straight runs down your crack so you can see from the front

on the weekends both yo daddies bring you home asian men
you spread your asscheeks wide and they forget you again
after they all done yo colon's full of sushi
so you run up to your room real quick and get straight to the douching
you empty out your brown town tract right into a cup
and you slurp that sushi, cum and stuff and eat it all up

word

xxxxKill

ex ex ex ex ex ex kill

you call that a name?
bitch that's like a 12-year-old warcrafter's thang
you show without a weapon to a battle of wits
just try to hold together while i blow you to bits

like you dont got no wheels cuz youre like ten-years-old
and yo mommy makes you sandwiches dats nasty and cold
you aint gotcho self a girl cuz the last one ditched you
when you cried out both your eyes cuz a paper plane hitchu
you stay up all night sobbin while pokin your butt
and to help your constipation you stick a laxative up

every time you wake up its the same ol' story
yo momma still cant find yo dad
so she goes back to maury
but what yo mommy doesn't know is that daddy is dead
cuz he got the AIDS from ex ex kill
and was too poor fo meds

Daedalus

straight up daedalus be drivin the bus
he all gritty and fat like a rhinoceros
he packs away hamburgers all along his route
ass is stuck to the seat cuz his sweat's like glue
all the kids in the back making fun of him
callin him names like it aint nothin

daedalus sleeps in the bus on his bus driver's chair
cuz his skin grew in patches on the fabric there
he got radio disney blowin outta his bass
bringin all the hotties up into his place
and he aint gotta work it cuz they ride him for free
and he's too afraid to charge em cuz hes got low self-esteem

General Nick

swaggin up nick comes in here with the cult
spamming dumbass heretics and expectin results
but when necrons come in and they bustin their moves
all the cultists start to run in fear and khorne starts to lose

but then the berserkers get outta they cage
and big demon monsters with big demon rage
come stormin down the map to my monolith
but the lolicron crew dont put up with no stuff

so the gauss cannons flare to the sound of the axe
and the giant green lasers are kickin your ass
but the flayers are slow, and theyre dumb and theyre weak
theyre middle-tier units so theyre downright cheap
the berserkers cut through em and defilers behind
tearin up the monolith until it rewinds

it goes back to the start and the march starts again
to the chaos cult's headquarters right through their men

TeslaCoil

dis brother tesla coil come into my thread
spoutin out rhymes but he already dead
i take pity on you fo the way that yo' raised
gettin meth fo yo mom by suckin up to gays
yo were a tag team pair,
a pawty of two
there wasnt nothin that she wouldnt do
if they paid in crack then they got you too
drugs is how yo were born
and its how yo' die
with an AIDS-ridden needle stickin outta yo' eye

Otis

Father holy Otis be runnin his parish
The only one in alabama let gays have marriage
He a crafty one, plays boys like the fiddle
Tricks them into kissin him
While they back door he diddles

He boasts the songiest group a boys in the state
Cuz the ones that sing outta key he takes home to rape
The ones that sing best Otis let's be on top
But only for a minute til he tells em to swap
He rides one from the back goin through the backdoor
And uses both his hands to fiddle two back doors more
With his mouth he takes 2, maybe 3, maybe 4
Of the little boy's peckers he so aptly adores

Jetlok

i know a crazy brother somehow still alive
goin schoolin erry day sleep-deprived
people scared to touch em cuz he's packin scythes
on his blood-elf paladin level eighty-five

last night he took a bitch to see "we bought a zoo"
he said "bitch touch my richard since I want you to"
she said "jetlok you perv,
 i think im not going to date you"
"ALRIGHT BITCH" he screamed,
"i think im not going to rape you"
he ripped off her shirt then put his richard on her rack
her feeble cries of protest met a righteous smack
she was in tears and in laughter he cried
"when i said i wouldnt rape you up
soz bitch, i lied"

DracoSoul

draco showed up with some jamaican honey
he said she was the only one he'd pay in money
took her up to the rooms and payed up her price
then rubbed his nipples up against a block of ice
"cut diamonds on these" he teased as he danced
til he saw a growing bulge in her pants

"you aren't lovey at all! your boobies are lies!"
then he smacked her like he was the sham-wow guy
not even a flinch, her boner got bigger
draco realized that he'd just slapped a monday
she beat em back down and made a bitch of his ass
up until the blood was comin out too fast
she left with his wallet and his car and his keys
and went out the door to spend it on some more kfc

Brian Smithers

brian smithers boastin a generic name
almost as generic as his claim to fame
he shows up to a party lookin nothin but fly
button-up shirt and a polka-dot tie
he got black tinted glasses
dat cover his face
and a pair of swimmin goggles
protects from the mace
he struts up to a honey lookin flyer den hell
says "honey wouldja know
  dat I once went to jail?"
shes like "wow, super bad
what'd they lock you up for?"
he said "stuff, someone snitched
dey found my child research"
she didnt quite understand cuz she was only twelve
and den brian got arrested for exposing himself

Let's get this party started.

[Ad Bot]

[Extrude]

  / ABC
seems legit

[Block Box]

10/10 strate up dog
in da hizzle house

i cna make raps

BLOCK BOX
NOT rooster BOX
BECAUSE HE AINT GAY
SO YOU SHOULD FREAKING PRAY
FOR HIS WELL BEING
YEAH YEAH
SO FLy
I COULD ALMOST CRY
WAY COOLER THAN STOCKING AND EXTRUDE
NOT EVEN GONNA BREAK A SWEAT DUDE

hell ya

[Woolys]

I really hope this isn't a serious rap.

[-Pablo-]

Stocking is gay
im da doge

[xxxxkill]

Stocking is gay
im da doge

No, screw you, I'm the dawg.
If you can't handle it, go suck a log.

God, I am absolutely horrid at rapping.

[-Pablo-]

No, screw you, I'm the dawg.
If you can't handle it, go suck a log.

God, I am absolutely horrid at rapping.

forget you man
Go back in your can
Abe linc's house was loggy
So i am the doge

Wassup

[Stocking]

10/10 strate up dog
in da hizzle house

i cna make raps

bad rap

hell ya

u done it now son... stand back...


black box isnt gay he just suck richard fo' cash
all his uncles and his dad make sho'
dey make their turn last
he sweatin on the sidewalk cuz the sky's way too sunny
but he aint allowed to go inside
gotta suck richard fo money
uncle bobby and his pappy rub their big veiny roosters
dey pour on honey mustard sauce
for him to lick off
black box does it happily and savors the funk
cant wait til he's allowed his turn
to sit on their junk

(ownd)

[xxxxkill]

forget you man
Go back in your can
Abe linc's house was loggy
So i am the doge

Wassup

Your rhymes make no sense, just like you.
You can go forget yourself and your entire crew.
My lyrics are stellar, yours are stuck on earth.
You be damn lucky I ain't got time to kick your girth.
Your intellect is that of a rock.
How long 'till you stop sucking that rooster?
I scarcely have time to rap against you.
When it comes to worthy opponents, there are very few.

Word up G.

[mawty]

no more raps. (mom says it can affect me bad and she doesnt want a born "killa")

[Stocking]

Your rhymes make no sense, just like you.
You can go forget yourself and your entire crew.
My lyrics are stellar, yours are stuck on earth.
You be damn lucky I ain't got time to kick your girth.
Your intellect is that of a rock.
How long 'till you stop sucking that rooster?
I scarcely have time to rap against you.
When it comes to worthy opponents, there are very few.

Word up G.

ex ex ex ex ex ex kill

you call that a name?
bitch that's like a 12-year-old warcrafter's thang
you show without a weapon to a battle of wits
just try to hold together while i blow you to bits

like you dont got no wheels cuz youre like ten-years-old
and yo mommy makes you sandwiches dats nasty and cold
you aint gotcho self a girl cuz the last one ditched you
when you cried out both your eyes cuz a paper plane hitchu
you stay up all night sobbin while pokin your butt
and to help your constipation you stick a laxative up

every time you wake up its the same ol' story
yo momma still cant find yo dad
so she goes back to maury
but what yo mommy doesn't know is that daddy is dead
cuz he got the AIDS from ex ex kill
and was too poor fo meds

[Block Box]

yo dawgs. You want to challenge ME? da masta of ryhme will kick yo hind.

oh guise, i heard you got a bone to pick with me
all its gonna take is for me to count to three

I'ma make you go runnin' to yo mamma.
So while I'm riding on theese llamas
you be stirrin' up drama

so you say you are 'top of the line"
even though i am kicking you behind
if you think you are all that why dont you go to nickelodeon you little brat

sucking peepees for hire?
your're the one whos baby should die in a fire

watch your words or youll be kind of the nerds
yeah
peace out dog

hell ya

uh huh

VERSE 2 NOW ON ITUNES

[Stocking]

rly bad rap

you live wid double dads cuz yo parents are gay
they raised you like you were there own and taught you their way
youve got an star fish that sags just like an old ladys cunt
straight runs down your crack so you can see from the front

on the weekends both yo daddies bring you home asian men
you spread your asscheeks wide and they forget you again
after they all done yo colon's full of sushi
so you run up to your room real quick and get straight to the douching
you empty out your brown town tract right into a cup
and you slurp that sushi, cum and stuff and eat it all up

word

[Daedalus]

ooo ooo do me

[Nickelob Ultra]

can I b the hammer