M.C. Stocking writes rap

[Barnabas]

Make a rhyme about the hardships of being a rapper on these forums.

[Ad Bot]

[asablief]

bitch you won't do me

you wont
no balls

[Stocking]

bitch you won't do me

you wont
no balls

go forget a pony

[asablief]

go forget a pony

damnit

i would've been a good one

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I accept the risk in saying do me

[Freek]

hey uh can you rap about me

[Mr.FudgeFox]

you're a motherloving hoe,
Go rap about me.

[Alex Man!]

Rap me up the ass.

[Woolys]

last night he took a bitch to see "we bought a zoo"
he said "bitch touch my richard since I want you to"
she said "jetlok you perv,
 i think im not going to date you"
"ALRIGHT BITCH" he screamed,
"i think im not going to rape you"
he ripped off her shirt then put his richard on her rack
her feeble cries of protest met a righteous smack
she was in tears and in laughter he cried
"when i said i wouldnt rape you up
soz bitch, i lied"


draco showed up with some jamaican honey
he said she was the only one he'd pay in money
took her up to the rooms and payed up her price
then rubbed his nipples up against a block of ice
"cut diamonds on these" he teased as he danced
til he saw a growing bulge in her pants

"you aren't lovey at all! your boobies are lies!"
then he smacked her like he was the sham-wow guy
not even a flinch, her boner got bigger
draco realized that he'd just slapped a monday
she beat em back down and made a bitch of his ass
up until the blood was comin out too fast
she left with his wallet and his car and his keys
and went out the door to spend it on some more kfc

This sounds like Dr. Seuss, not rap

[DracoSoul]

draco showed up with some jamaican honey
he said she was the only one he'd pay in money
took her up to the rooms and payed up her price
then rubbed his nipples up against a block of ice
"cut diamonds on these" he teased as he danced
til he saw a growing bulge in her pants

"you aren't lovey at all! your boobies are lies!"
then he smacked her like he was the sham-wow guy
not even a flinch, her boner got bigger
draco realized that he'd just slapped a monday
she beat em back down and made a bitch of his ass
up until the blood was comin out too fast
she left with his wallet and his car and his keys
and went out the door to spend it on some more kfc

[Brian Smithers]

and den brian got arrested for exposing himself

Sig'd

[Jetlok]

i know a crazy brother somehow still alive
goin schoolin erry day sleep-deprived
people scared to touch em cuz he's packin scythes
on his blood-elf paladin level eighty-five

last night he took a bitch to see "we bought a zoo"
he said "bitch touch my richard since I want you to"
she said "jetlok you perv,
 i think im not going to date you"
"ALRIGHT BITCH" he screamed,
"i think im not going to rape you"
he ripped off her shirt then put his richard on her rack
her feeble cries of protest met a righteous smack
she was in tears and in laughter he cried
"when i said i wouldnt rape you up
soz bitch, i lied"

[Daedalus]

c'mon bitches vote for my rap on the poll
page 2

[Ninja guy]

no rap about me?

make one now

[Peppy]

Rap to me nigs