Author Topic: Super Fun Terraria Adventure Thing! SFTAT  (Read 4330 times)

SFTAT
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Making A Young Man Do Stuff

HELLO! You, are a man. A young man, in fact. This young man, who happens to be you, has just become sentient for the first time in his/your life! Wow. Took you long enough.. where are you?

This place sure looks like a dump. What's with those trees? Jesus christ. Like a forgetin' scribble on the landscape. Oh well. What's to be expected at 1 in the morniwthjycharrjnym
Oops, you almost broke the FOURTH WALL. Perhaps, when the author is more awake and caring, he will make this look better, but for noinjoaoagcrhcab.
You did it again. Way to go.
Oh well. Enough shenanigans. You seem to be in the middle of nowhere.
Not exactly nowhere, just.. in the middle of some grassy plain! There's some trees, yeah. Trees. And mountains..
What d-.. waait.
As all good adventures go, you should probably choose a name for yourself, first.
That is TOP PRIORITY. NAME.
You simply MUST choose a name for yourself.
What if you were to meet someone, they say, "Hello, I am Name. What is your name?"?.. exactly!
You would have nothing to say! Save yourself from possible, future embarrassment and get a goddamn name.

i didn't want to wait until tomorrow to do thissssSSSSSSS so ya
i shall apply
EFFORT
Aand TIME
tomorrow
so yeah i'll wait for replies n stuff and then tomorrow i'll do the next thing





First name: Jack
Middle Name: The
Surname: Ripper


Stojanow Reynolds
Wow. What a great name you suddenly thought up all on your own. If you didn't get a good, usable name soon, you would've just used "John Quincy snake".

Ding ding.
You are now STOJANOW REYNOLDS..
woo..
Now that you think about it, your name does seem pretty odd.
Sounds like the name of a character from a fanfiction on deviantart. A fanfiction by 70J60, perhaps. Whoever that is.
God dammit, you don't want a name like that. What the hell is a Stojanow? Seriously, jesus richard.
But then you suddenly remember, this is the only suitable name you've been able to come up with. Get that stick out of your ass and accept it.


Huh. It wasn't a stick, it was a pickaxe! A tiny pickaxe, at that. Look at it. It's like a baby pickaxe! Aw.
Adorable. Hopefully, it'll help you survive in this wilderness setting. Judging by your surrounding, you doubt there's anyone else within a few miles of here. Who knows, maybe attempting to survive in the wilderness while looking for civilization could be fun!!
You have obtained a name, and a baby pickaxe. If you tried hard enough, maybe you could knock down one of those trees with your pickaxe. Maybe not! Who knows? Not you. You only became sentient moments ago and barely remember anything from before.
What now?

Dig into the ground and never stop

dig a temporary shelter into the ground
then go chop down trees with your pickaxe of power

whoopsies.
one sec, bros.
need to finish this last pic.

you fall into a hole in the ground with tons of adamantite and a mythril drill happens to be lying around there
you mine it all, climb out, and live the sweet life forever

the end

you fall into a hole in the ground with tons of adamantite and a mythril drill happens to be lying around there
you mine it all, climb out, and live the sweet life forever

the end
nope

kool kids klubk
Ah, digging! Of course! You would've never thought to do that with a pickaxe. Good call.
You begin your EXCITING TREK, DOWNWARDS!... but not before switching from the style, "Novice Pen-Drawing", to "Novice Pixel-Drawing".
Yeah, okay, go, downward trek, wee.



Dear GOD. Kicking Christ in a dirty diaper, what is that?!...
It squishes along, making squishy noises as it squishes about. You'd imagine it's squishy. It seems to be some sort of sentient blob..
.. a-a-and it's slowly crawing towards you!!! Aaahh!!!
Quick, how will you defend yourself against this BEAST?!