SFTAT
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Making A Young Man Do Stuff
HELLO! You, are a man. A young man, in fact. This young man, who happens to be you, has just become sentient for the first time in his/your life! Wow. Took you long enough.. where are you?
This place sure looks like a dump. What's with those trees? Jesus christ. Like a forgetin' scribble on the landscape. Oh well. What's to be expected at 1 in the morniwthjycharrjnym
Oops, you almost broke the FOURTH WALL. Perhaps, when the author is more awake and caring, he will make this look better, but for noinjoaoagcrhcab.
You did it again. Way to go.
Oh well. Enough shenanigans. You seem to be in the middle of nowhere.
Not exactly nowhere, just.. in the middle of some grassy plain! There's some trees, yeah. Trees. And mountains..
What d-.. waait.
As all good adventures go, you should probably choose a name for yourself, first.
That is TOP PRIORITY. NAME.
You simply MUST choose a name for yourself.
What if you were to meet someone, they say, "Hello, I am Name. What is your name?"?.. exactly!
You would have nothing to say! Save yourself from possible, future embarrassment and get a goddamn name.
