Author Topic: Iban has returned.  (Read 4568 times)

Well I'm no criminal profiler or therapist
oh gosh lol why did i see this as "the rapist"

Who is Iban and what is CityRPG?

Who is Iban and what is CityRPG?
IBan is an annoying bitch and CityRPG is IBan.

Who is Iban and what is CityRPG?
Iban is, as far as all accurate data and research can tell us, the only human male capable of experiencing premenstrual syndrome symptoms, commonly referred to as "experiencing PMS".  He exhibits incredibly manipulative and bipolar behavior and is a very dangerous person to interact with.  He has been banned 6 times from the forums now over the course of recent years, going back as far as 2007 at 15 years old.  He is now 19, and commonly attempts to flirt with women on the forums in order to create a long-distant relationship.  Afterwards he will attempt to pursue them in the real world, granted he acquires their full name, phone number, address, etc. and if the female refuses he gets incredibly aggressive, going on about mutilation and rape.

Iban, also known as CityRPG currently and also as Ichverbot, and Joshua Moon, is just a broken person.  He cannot function normally as humans do and has not changed.  His behavior is unique to him and only him, and he will always be an outcast of this community.  Even if he cures cancer (which he won't because he flunked high school and college).

Better train your child for the Imperial Guard... It's for the best.
imperial bastards...

raping skyrim...

I'd soon rather have JOSHUA MOON be my thane than have the imperial scum gain another rank.

(which he won't because he flunked high school and college).
he did?

imperial bastards...

raping skyrim...

I'd soon rather have JOSHUA MOON be my thane than have the imperial scum gain another rank.
...40k reference, not skyrim reference.

gotta remember, general nick is comprised of
50% instigation
50% 40k

Better train your child for the Imperial Guard... It's for the best.
We don't take fatties

...40k reference, not skyrim reference.
heresy
gotta remember, general nick is comprised of
50% instigation
50% 40k
what about blood and organs and all those things you need to live?

heresywhat about blood and organs and all those things you need to live?
Not necessary when you have all those implanted organs.

what about blood and organs and all those things you need to live?
he traded his blood to khorne for the ability to become apocalyptically pissed off at relatively insignificant things

blud 4 teh blud god
skoll for teh lutefisk throne

Iban is, as far as all accurate data and research can tell us, the only human male capable of experiencing premenstrual syndrome symptoms, commonly referred to as "experiencing PMS".  He exhibits incredibly manipulative and bipolar behavior and is a very dangerous person to interact with.  He has been banned 6 times from the forums now over the course of recent years, going back as far as 2007 at 15 years old.  He is now 19, and commonly attempts to flirt with women on the forums in order to create a long-distant relationship.  Afterwards he will attempt to pursue them in the real world, granted he acquires their full name, phone number, address, etc. and if the female refuses he gets incredibly aggressive, going on about mutilation and rape.

Iban, also known as CityRPG currently and also as Ichverbot, and Joshua Moon, is just a broken person.  He cannot function normally as humans do and has not changed.  His behavior is unique to him and only him, and he will always be an outcast of this community.  Even if he cures cancer (which he won't because he flunked high school and college).

You stated this swiftly and professionally. I read every sentence with a sense of awe. You are very talented! I recommend you take my comment to heart!

You stated this swiftly and professionally. I read every sentence with a sense of awe. You are very talented! I recommend you take my comment to heart!
Thanks.  So how is that antenna cradle going?

Thanks.  So how is that antenna cradle going?

The challenge was not completed by either party. I already made it previously so I suppose that covers up your loss :P