I would have an idea of how lord tony became Lord Tonay
"Tony and Stocking went into a dark alleyway, both of them not being able to contain the rush of emotions in their body. As quickly as possible Stocking took her clothes off. Tony stared, for he could not believe his eyes 2 large mountains of gelatin were bouncing about. He swept his eyes to scan her for defects, and she was perfect. However his fantasy collapsed simultaneously as he saw a bump on 'her' panty. Disgusted, Tony walked away as fast as he can, vowing to destroy this creature for eluding him. He took the name of Tonay, and became the landlord of the lad of Offus Topica. What Tony failed to realize is that he might be wrong, for, as it turns out Stocking's pantaloons were hiding a vibrator that she was saving for the moment."
Please tell me there is a modify button in off topic.
