Author Topic: Jetlok has to write a poem  (Read 2553 times)

A Journey Through the Woods: An Original Poem

My journey began on a cold winter's day
"Make sure to wear a jacket," my mother did say
For it was as chilly
As a polar bear named Billy,
And if I went on without one I would feel quite silly

But alas, her words I did scorn
I did not want to make my jacket all torn
Because I knew thorns would stick it
As I walked through the thicket
My decision was a poor one, I have to admit it

For that was the day, on which I would die
Freezing in the wilderness as I lay down and cry
Let it be known, by children big and small
Wear your jacket while hiking, or don't hike at all

OP must make a poll of the best ones <:D
no
they're all terrible
to the people actually making real poems
you should maybe read the op and see the topic it's supposed to be
to the people making joke ones
hee hoo, hurrr~~~ so funey

Sorry, it was 5 in the morning when I wrote that and I forgot the op besides the 10 line thing.

Edit: anyway, look up someones dreams and make a poem about it? people post dream journals on websites all the time, unless you don't mean literally.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2012, 11:54:05 AM by Robo »

As cruel as the snow that sweeps glencoe
and covers the grave o' MacDonald
As cruel as the snow that raped glencoe
and murdered the house o' MacDonald

They came through the blizzard, we offered them heat
A roof ower their heads, dry shoes for their feet
We wined them and dined them, they ate o' our meat
And slept in the house O' MacDonald

They came from Fort William with murder in mind
The Campbell had orders, King William had signed
Pit all tae the sword, these words underlined
And leave none alive called MacDonald

They came in the night when the men were asleep
That band of Argyles, through snow soft and deep.
Like murdering foxes, among helpless sheep
They slaughtered the house o' MacDonald

Some died in their beds at the hands of the foe
Some fled in the night, were lost in the snow.
Some lived to accuse him, what struck the first blow
But gone was the house of MacDonald

What's your grade average in this class?
If we're gonna fake it, we should know what kind of effort you're putting into this stuff at the moment.
Oh, and mebbe a sample of your writing?

"Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away.
The neighborhood child enthusiast is crying crocodile tears
And the police is driving by with so many fears.
Little Timmy, going to school, he wants to be a fool
He goes up to child enthusiast Joe and starts to drool.
Joe wont give in to temptation, he's only a fixated child molester,
Like Michael Jackson,
Not a sadistic Albert Fish, or a British court Jester,
Or any other Saxon,
But the police comes out running with billy clubs,
And they beat poor Joe until hes scarred and scrubbed,
And he cries tears that are real
And now he knows how the poor boys feel
And he goes to jail and becomes a slave
For one of those rappers who never shave
And the line between rapper and raper is blurred
And poor Joe's shrieking voice is heard
As his brown town cavity is destroyed and mangled
And the stars in his vision are spangled.
He gets out of jail many days later--
Five new star fishes greater.
He goes right back to what he loves best
Finding little children that he can molest. "

What's your grade average in this class?
If we're gonna fake it, we should know what kind of effort you're putting into this stuff at the moment.
Oh, and mebbe a sample of your writing?
uhh
i put in lots of effort for the stuff i actually do in the class
and seeing what/how everyone here has written, i'd say just continue how you're doing it lol
big words may or may not be okay
"Good afternoon, another miserable day
But don't look down and try to walk away.
The neighborhood child enthusiast is crying crocodile tears
And the police is driving by with so many fears.
Little Timmy, going to school, he wants to be a fool
He goes up to child enthusiast Joe and starts to drool.
Joe wont give in to temptation, he's only a fixated child molester,
Like Michael Jackson,
Not a sadistic Albert Fish, or a British court Jester,
Or any other Saxon,
But the police comes out running with billy clubs,
And they beat poor Joe until hes scarred and scrubbed,
And he cries tears that are real
And now he knows how the poor boys feel
And he goes to jail and becomes a slave
For one of those rappers who never shave
And the line between rapper and raper is blurred
And poor Joe's shrieking voice is heard
As his brown town cavity is destroyed and mangled
And the stars in his vision are spangled.
He gets out of jail many days later--
Five new star fishes greater.
He goes right back to what he loves best
Finding little children that he can molest. "
oh my god i seriously scroll past these kinds of poems in here and see they're long posts and go "o mang its probably a good one" and read the first few lines and go "o mang its a good one" and then I read the rest and it's just tjfghlrhrsakvyhwtjr.


you should maybe read the op and see the topic it's supposed to be
its really brief and it consists of you typing 'AAAAAA' :l

list poems suck,
but so does,
the entirety of my,
post history.

fin.

I make haikus for fun
I made this one yesterday:
Matthew likes Kristen
Matt C also likes Kristen
Nick works at Wawa

its really brief and it consists of you typing 'AAAAAA' :l
i guess it is brief
and the AAAAAA only happened in "and"

i guess it is brief
and the AAAAAA only happened in "and"
the poem i made kinda fit the bill. I wrote it specifically to include metaphors and the other stuff :o

the poem i made kinda fit the bill. I wrote it specifically to include metaphors and the other stuff :o
oh forget you did
i didn't see it
must've scrolled pasted it
it seems a little too "wonderous"
and
it has to be about GOAL DREAMS, not DREAM DREAMS, not the ones you have when you sleep
and it has to be real
like
O DEAR JETLOKS DREAM WAS TO BE A CACTUS

I dream to be an idiot
Who really doesn't care
What anybody thinks or does
Or even what to wear
I'm not inclined to wistfulness
But I have come to see
That many people, many things
Are wearing down on me
And since this is a problem, this
Hematophagy
I wish I was an idiot
Insane, inane, and free

Hematophagy means bloodsucking. Just so you know.

I dream to be an idiot
Who really doesn't care
What anybody thinks or does
Or even what to wear
I'm not inclined to wistfulness
But I have come to see
That many people, many things
Are wearing down on me
And since this is a problem, this
Hematophagy
I wish I was an idiot
Insane, inane, and free

Hematophagy means bloodsucking. Just so you know.
forget mang i might use/TRANSFORM this.
good jorb!!!
you get, uh.
a PICTURE.

all special, made for you.