Darths and Droids: A Star Wars-Themed D&D Adventure

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I realize that I have a soul and begin to actually do stuff.

I talk to the commander: "So.. I'm a little short on memory right now, how did us five get stuck in that imperial ship?"

"Hell if I know."

Why you no let me be Jedi/sith.

Because no changing.

[Ad Bot]

[xxxxkill]

Because no changing.

For the love of god, we need a total badass.
And it isn't the others.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

For the love of god, we need a total badass.
And it isn't the others.

Too bad.

[xxxxkill]

Too bad.

Hnng.
God damn it, lightning powers.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Hnng.
God damn it, lightning powers.

Should have picked it before.


"A'ight, we're ready to launch to lightspeed. Everyone strap in somewhere."

[Mr. Jelly]

For the love of god, we need a total badass.
And it isn't the others.

Ahem, smuggler here

[xxxxkill]

Ahem, smuggler here

I said a total badass, not a guy in a vest with a loving walking bear as a co-pilot.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I said a total badass, not a guy in a vest with a loving walking bear as a co-pilot.

What did you call Chewbacca.

[Mr. Jelly]

I said a total badass, not a guy in a vest with a loving walking bear as a co-pilot.

[xxxxkill]

What did you call Chewbacca.

A walking bear.
Have you a problem?

[Vegetarian Zombie]

A walking bear.
Have you a problem?

Hell yes I do.

[Mr. Jelly]

>Strap in somewhere

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"Five... four... three... two... one... Launch!"

The CR90 blasts into space.

"Whew... we'll be there in approximately a half-hour (Can't do Star Wars time, I don't understand the stuff)."

[Mr. Jelly]

30 minutes later

[Vegetarian Zombie]

"We're just going to land you on this station, then we're getting out of here. Meet up with one Han Solo in the hangar area. Now, go."