brown townogy time! Kilser is the Gladiator. The Lion is his Problem of Underage Drinking/Driving without a License/Broken Garage/etc. The Shield is the laws that Protect him, which at this point are non-existent. And the spear in his right hand might as well be a carrot. Yea, he's going to get mauled. Also, we are the crowd, so cheer at his demise!
The car was drunk?how
he used alcohol instead of gas!
OP is a friend that should kill himself and this is all bullstuff how is anyone believing him.