Yeah reading through this again, this is a load of stuff.
1. How do you do "7K at LEAST just to the car" via a misstep on the pedal? Were you driving a Lamborghini?
Monocle's first car at 16 was a Roll's Royce. It's possible.
2. How do your parents not know you're taking their (obviously not cheap) car out in the early morning? Do they never look at their odometer, gas tank, position of the car?
If they trust him, they're not going to do that. Rich suburb parents tend to ignore problems in their kids because they refuse to acknowledge if they're forgeted up.
3. How are you obtaining alcohol at FOURTEEN? Do you live in the trashiest town in existance?
Again, trust barrier means party stuff would be in the freezer or kitchen without any sort of obfuscation. Believe it or not, some adults like to drink. My mom always had alcohol laying around.
4. It has to be a school day. What do you do at school if you're out in the early morning getting drunk? Do none of your teachers say anything about you visibly being tired/drunk/hungover?
He obviously isn't super intoxicated in his first post, and all posts thereafter are him trying to validate his story by atyping rely drunk ok??? A few drinks can be enough to severely reduce reaction time without causing you to look anything more than really tired. Don't know about smell, though.
5. Your mother was home, asleep. You tell her you just did thousands of dollars worth of damage to a car and the house. She hits you and then...? You get back to posting on forums? What? How are you not STILL being screamed at?
When my mother got mad at me, she didn't want to talk to me. She'd scream, throw something, and then I'd retire to my room and not come out for a few days except to use the bathroom. The house even had a side door so I could order pizza and have them deliver it there.
6. Furthermore, why the forget are you on the forums in the first place? Who does something horrible like this and immediately goes to inform the internet?
Tony lost his dog and reported it to the forums first thing. When my house burned down the only thing I could do is tell Otis. When you don't really have any idea how to be productive in a situation, the Internet is a great outlet to turn to.
Under Internet law, I am declaring a "pics or GTFO" contingency. Any replies by original poster (OP) are to be declared "total bullstuff" until evidence of said damage is shown to members of the forums. This includes claims of "I don't have a camera".
You can claim whatever you want, but I'm totally willing to accept that OP is a complete loving moron without further proof.
