Spiral Knights: Meanwhile - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SCRAP SOMETHING

[Frontrox]

Cast some sort of slow fall spell.

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

Second page?! That isn't possible!!

[Tomcat]

love her.

[Cybertails1998]

You remember you had a featherfall spell in your repository. You quickly cast it, making your fall significantly slower. Damn this is going to take a while.

After about a minute you see a window with a dark elf mage peeking out. He says something you cannot understand, then casts something you didn't quite make out because you quickly start plummeting again. You can't cast featherfall again for some reason. Goddamn mages.

You after another minute black out with a thud.


You stand in a castle hallway, peeking out a window. It's rather stormy outside.

What do you have on your head: a white wig, a leather cape or a shining bald?

i know what you're going to ask, and i say nope

[Frontrox]

A leather cape

[Cybertails1998]

You have a leather cape on your head, with holes for your ears to poke out of.

You are this Dark Elf Archer and you just saw someone zip by the window. You can't make out who, but you saw a wizard hat slowly fall down afterwards. You quickly snag it and put it on, poking holes in two places with your ears. You are then immediately overwhelmed with complicated alchemy related things so much that your head starts to feel like it just got hit with a sledgehammer. You quickly take off your hat and throw it out the window. You don't have time for this loving bullstuff, you got assigned to keep lookout at the forest south of the castle. Thank god you're just a bit higher than ground level, that castle is loving huge.

What do you do?

I feel like Frontrox is the only one who will ever post in this thread

[Frontrox]

Look out the window

[Night Fox]

investigate the approximated crash site

[Cybertails1998]

You take a peek out the window and oh golly a nice four adventures lay dead. Well, the huntress isn't dead, but she has difficulty pointing her crossbow at you. She fires a slow purple arrow and falls. You try to back off from the window, but in a moment your face is fried and everything is black.

[Cybertails1998]

You stand in a camp that's being attacked by wolvers and slimes, and you are overlooking the last wave. 3 normal wolfies, one big wolfie and 4 jelly cubes. You have your trusty sword and your alchemer gun.

What shall you do?

[Supreme Guy]

well aren't you just the laziest most undedicated bastard to ever grace this planet.