Author Topic: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow  (Read 5472 times)

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tickles: I THROW bomb at dragonE !!!
Guydude039: The bomb bounces off and explodes you. I swing my sword at him.
NERDmat!: he eats u mid swing,i throw pencil at the dragon
user 1 tells what he does to kill the dragon
user 2 tells how user 1's attack backfires disastrously, and then tells what he does to kill the dragon
user 3 tells how user 2's attack backfires disastrously, and then tells what he does to kill the dragon
etc

I whack the dragon with a keyboard

Dragon spills coffee, destroying your keyboard in a horribly sticky mess.

I throw puppies at the dragon.

puppy sides with dragon because it is adorable and they chow on clone stew. tease dragon with money

Dragon realizes that he is a dragon and don't need no cash.

Use a fegelein antic on the dragon.

I am robot

Robot is friend with Camera

Therefore

I will not slay dragon.

Camera isn't THE dragon.
stomp

I throw an orange juice carton at the dragon

Camera isn't THE dragon.
stomp

I throw an orange juice carton at the dragon
doesn't mean I will attack his species though >:U

The Dragon drinks your orange juice and stomps you

I fly away from dragon.

You realize you can't really fly.

I pray.

The dragon smites you anyway

I get a katana and try to ninja the dragon

The dragon smites you anyway

I get a katana and try to ninja the dragon
The dragon melts the katana And proceeds to knock you Unconcious

I attempt to escape.

dragon blocks exit w/ giant troll face. play fetch w/ dragon

Dragon plays fetch with your corpse.

Throw dragons at dragon.

The dragon eats the dragons.

I eat the dragon

The dragons power consumes you and you turn into a new dragon.

I seduce the dragon with my exotic dance ~owo~

You trip and break your ankle. You are left alone.

I shout "Fus Ro Dah" at the dragon, but nothing happens since it's too big. I'm then eaten.