Author Topic: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow (Read 5544 times)

Mardalf · February 17, 2012, 04:13:49 AM

you get eaten

I kill the dragon

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Clone v.117 · February 17, 2012, 04:50:29 AM

Zombie dragon comes back at uses his zombie mind control on not zombie you zombie r now yes.

I use salt on the zombie dragon, because i'm pretty sure they're allergic to that.

RedGajin · February 17, 2012, 04:52:09 AM

It gives him super powers.

I whip out my richard.

Cybertails1998 · February 17, 2012, 04:55:57 AM

Your richard gets ultimately bitten off

I throw a soundwave grenade at the dragon

Port · February 17, 2012, 06:02:15 AM

The dragon reflects the grenade back at you.

I stare.

blobo · February 17, 2012, 07:37:25 AM

staring just made him look at you funny.

ima firin' mah lazer ( at the dragon )

Clone v.117 · February 17, 2012, 08:04:25 AM

Quote from: blobo on February 17, 2012, 07:37:25 AM

staring just made him look at you funny.

ima firin' mah lazer ( at the dragon )

The dragon also fires it lasor but slightly earlier, and crossing beams can make them more powerful, but the opposite still applies. /reference The explosion of the colliding lasers kills you.

I sit down.

Corbiere · February 17, 2012, 08:13:18 AM

The dragon eats the cookies and because the cookies contained salt, the dragon gains more superpowers and kills you.

I throw a bucket of lava at the dragon.

Cybertails1998 · February 17, 2012, 08:18:52 AM

He had the fire element on him. And the dumped lava reaches you.
you dead

I throw cheese at him

Corbiere · February 17, 2012, 08:23:51 AM

The cheese had salt in it, gaining more superpowers etc. etc. etc.

I throw a toy dragon at the dragon.

Freeze · February 17, 2012, 08:37:37 AM

It uses it as a baby (aka it eats it)

FUS RO DAH

Cybertails1998 · February 17, 2012, 08:38:46 AM

sadly you're not a dragonborn so you get yourself eaten

I throw cheese WITHOUT salt, quintuple checked.

Clone v.117 · February 17, 2012, 08:41:29 AM

The dragon is dead now.

But he lived.
I have an intelligent conversation about vintage wines and organize a gift basket of assorted soaps for the lavishing dragon.

Supreme Guy · February 17, 2012, 08:44:48 AM

in one of the dragon's fits of posh laughter he accidentally burninates you

I lavish the dragon with Hot chunky tomato old el paso salsa
I then proceed to eat the dragon like a nacho

sorrel · February 17, 2012, 08:48:10 AM

Before you can even get close to him he eats you

I give the dragon a hug