Author Topic: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow (Read 5579 times)

Blooker · February 18, 2012, 05:43:38 PM

Quote from: Man 2 on February 18, 2012, 05:02:55 PM

The dragon suggests ROBLOX("It's a great game, really") then you die of crying.

I drown the dragon in SgtDaemon's tears.

Dragon boils the water to condensation.

I hit dragon with paddle.
That's a paddlin.

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Camera · February 18, 2012, 05:44:35 PM

The paddle snaps as soon as you wield it.

I offer a game of chess.

xxxxkill · February 18, 2012, 05:45:14 PM

Dragon agrees, checkmates you in two turns.

I offer gold and riches.

Man 2 · February 18, 2012, 05:55:54 PM

Dragon greedily takes them and promptly reduces you to ashes.

I offer to read him "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle.

Camera · February 18, 2012, 06:17:33 PM

He throws the book into the lave and requests that you try something more, appealing.

I conjure an amazing picture.

xxxxkill · February 18, 2012, 06:24:04 PM

He compliments you on your artistic skill, before stating that it would eat you last.

I challenge him to a game of CnC.

ShadowYoshi294 · February 18, 2012, 07:02:29 PM

But he wants to play NcN

I fire an arrow to its uncovered weakspot:
No it's not the kneeThe belly

xxxxkill · February 18, 2012, 07:23:04 PM

Turns out, that greedy motherforgeter was lying on gems and treasure, and a whole lot of it stuck to his belly, making it nearly impenetrable.

I fire a missile at him.

Cybertails1998 · February 18, 2012, 09:16:52 PM

He swats it out of the air, then cooks bacon out of you.

I offer hot cocoa.

Tingalz · February 18, 2012, 10:21:29 PM

Exterminatus

A GUY · February 18, 2012, 10:26:09 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on February 18, 2012, 10:21:29 PM

Exterminatus

wat.

In a response to Cybertails1998,

The dragon drinks the hot cocoa, and says that it will eat you second to the last.

I do the dance of my people.

ShadowYoshi294 · February 18, 2012, 10:27:34 PM

The dragon hates your people and eats you.

I slice him in 20 pieces.
inb4herepairshimself

A GUY · February 18, 2012, 10:32:39 PM

The dragon repairs himself.

I continue to do the dance of my people regardless of being surrounded by the fleshy walls. The result is transformation into a Super Sayian, as I am transported directly out, next to that one other guy that we all know.

Blooker · February 21, 2012, 05:41:19 PM

Quote from: A GUY on February 18, 2012, 10:32:39 PM

The dragon repairs himself.

I continue to do the dance of my people regardless of being surrounded by the fleshy walls. The result is transformation into a Super Sayian, as I am transported directly out, next to that one other guy that we all know.

Dragon can't be assed with you.

I introduce dragon to 4Chan.

lilpappaknox · February 23, 2012, 10:14:20 AM

It is not affected by it and you get turned into human bacon.

I feed the dragon the human bacon and it loves me c: