Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow

[Brickmaster]

Dragon then hates you.           

I give the dragon a weight watchers brochure.

[Ad Bot]

[Tomcat]

Dragon then hates you.           

I give the dragon a weight watchers brochure.

It gets offended and eats you.
I kill myself.

[Becquerel]

it kills you before you kill yourself.

I kill the dragon then kill meself.

[Camera]

It seems that it isn't quite dead.

I derp around.

[Becquerel]

your in soviet earth so the dragon derps you

i hurp around

[Vegetarian Zombie]

you hurp so hard you durp


I have passionate love with dragon

[Tomcat]

You die during childbirth since there was no condom.
I die faster.

[Becquerel]

but the dragon dies before you die.

i die and die and die

[Brickmaster]

but the dragon dies before you die.

i die and die and die

after you die, you die.


I poop on the dragon and run away

[Vegetarian Zombie]

he burns you


I have passionate love with dragon and he remembers condom and it doesn't break

[xxxxkill]

He then questions his loveuality and eats you.


I try to befriend the dragon, again.

[Mr Man]

He hates you and refuses.

I press a button causing the dragon to fall into a trapdoor that leads to a bottomless pit. Once the dragon has fallen in,  the trapdoor closes.

[Tomcat]

He hates you and refuses.

I press a button causing the dragon to fall into a trapdoor that leads to a bottomless pit. Once the dragon has fallen in,  the trapdoor closes.

You didn't notice the bomb.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Nothing




I become dragon's permanent love slave and if I die so does he.

[xxxxkill]

Your starfish gets torn to shreds.


I talk to the dragon about the civil war in Syria.