Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow

[Camera]

But it manages to slice your throat.

I set up a small camp, ready with marshmallows.

[Ad Bot]

[Mushroom man]

The dragon roasts the marshmallows. Then you.

I dress up as a hot dragoness.

[ArmyUnit]

Dragons are never fooled by disguises ever. The dragon roasts your dragoness disguise and you.


I jump into my gunship and FIRE ALL CANNONS.

[Donro98]

The cannon ammunition bounces off his hard dragon skin and he eats the gunship.

I stab him in the eye.

[Narkro555]

He looks at you with his other eye and eats your feet off.

I swing my sword of +9001 attack at his neck.

[Clone v.117]

You lag and then appear at the loading screen to go back to an earlier save

I use exodia in attack modes!!

[Cybertails1998]

The dragon kicks you

I challenge the dragon to a dance-off

[Supersylox]

You get raped horribly in the competition so the dragon eats you anyways

I throw sand at the dragon.

[Axolotl]

I shapeshift into Rykuta and forget the dragon with torquescript.

[Shell]

Above didn't say what happened to the above user.

I charge in with a shield that is also a couch

[King of losers]

The dragon lays on it, crushing you on the process.

I kick the dragon's tail.

[Supersylox]

Its tail happened to have spikes on it, and you manage to impale your leg on it, and bleed out.

I throw sand at the dragon.

[Axolotl]

The dragon turns into a dragon with sandstone armor.

I shapeshift into Rykuta and forget the dragon with torquescript.

[Supersylox]

The dragon shoots you with fire out of its richard/vagina and you get burned to a crisp

I bite dragon in lower left leg

[ultimamax]

The dragon turns into a dragon with sandstone armor.

I shapeshift into Rykuta and forget the dragon with torquescript.

The dragon has 360° swiveling ankles. He slices you in half with his toenails.