Author Topic: Slay That Dragon - thread number idon'tlovingknow (Read 5633 times)

Comatose · February 17, 2012, 08:48:23 AM

The dragon is too spicy, and you spit it out. I scold the dragon on his horrible behavior and make him go to timeout.

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lilpappaknox · February 17, 2012, 08:50:22 AM

The dragon is able to be eaten but the pieces are too big for your stomach and you explode.

I tell the dragon I do not wish to hurt it in any form or way. I instead trow a satchel of mammoth meat at the dragon.

Supreme Guy · February 17, 2012, 08:52:31 AM

Quote from: sorrel on February 17, 2012, 08:48:10 AM

Before you can even get close to him he eats you

I give the dragon a hug

He's got a strong case of family values and freaks out and burns you.

Quote from: Comatose on February 17, 2012, 08:48:23 AM

The dragon is too spicy, and you spit it out. I scold the dragon on his horrible behavior and make him go to timeout.

Dragon's a rebel and's like "fook yoo homo" and jumps out the window screaming, "WOOOO POOOOT"

Quote from: lilpappaknox on February 17, 2012, 08:50:22 AM

The dragon is able to be eaten but the pieces are too big for your stomach and you explode.

I tell the dragon I do not wish to hurt it in any form or way. I instead trow a satchel of mammoth meat at the dragon.

dragon eats the meat
THEN YOU OOOH PLOT TWIIIIST

I find the dragon's nuts
and kick them

sorrel · February 17, 2012, 09:11:02 AM

you find that it's nuts are five times the size of your foot so thus the impact of your foot feels like a massage to it

I put a chest of gold coins in front of it

Becquerel · February 17, 2012, 09:11:35 AM

it eats the chest and leaves the coins.

i eat its coins

Kumquat · February 17, 2012, 09:20:16 AM

The dragon rolls you into a duct tape burrito and eats you.

I throw an undersized rock at the dragons tv.

Flamecannon · February 17, 2012, 09:25:10 AM

it hit yourself

i slay the dragon

Becquerel · February 17, 2012, 09:25:54 AM

but your in soviet russia. AND IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DRAGON KILLS YOu
im in soviet america and kill dragon

Mardalf · February 17, 2012, 11:34:03 AM

Quote from: Supreme Guy on February 17, 2012, 08:44:48 AM

in one of the dragon's fits of posh laughter he accidentally burninates you

I lavish the dragon with Hot chunky tomato old el paso salsa
I then proceed to eat the dragon like a nacho

the dragon pulls himself out of your stomach does three backflips a somersault and throwns the nearest buss full of schoolchildren at you

I

fawkes.. · February 17, 2012, 12:02:35 PM

Just gonna skip that above post;

Quote from: Becquerel on February 17, 2012, 09:25:54 AM

but your in soviet russia. AND IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DRAGON KILLS YOu
im in soviet america and kill dragon

Just as you are about to kill the dragon all the NON soviet countries nuke america, killing you
Turns out dragons are resistant to nuclear bombs

I become friends with the dragon then stab it in its heart when it's drunk

Cybertails1998 · February 17, 2012, 12:04:27 PM

Your blade bouncess off its scales, the dragon swats you unconcious.

I throw a pillow at the dragon

Mr Man · February 17, 2012, 12:20:07 PM

I launch a nuclear missile at the dragon from the safety of my country.

fawkes.. · February 17, 2012, 12:23:41 PM

The laptop is ate by nanobots on its way to the dragon

the nanobots attack the dragon

Mr Man · February 17, 2012, 12:25:23 PM

They get toasted by the dragons flames.

I eat the dragon.

JamestheLeet · February 17, 2012, 12:30:20 PM

The dragon bursts out of your stomach, killing you.

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