Swholli and Wedge For Blockland President

[Nightmare-Duckie]

So that's how you pronounce his name.

[Ad Bot]

[Swholli]

Actually, it's up to you.

It's my initials.

Scott William Hollingsworth. So it's pronounced S. W. Holli.

But then someone called me Swuh-hollie. Or Swally. I liked Swuh-hollie better.

[Nasoa]

i just breezed over it and said swohili lol

[Swholli]

As president, what will you do to ensure that my future Blocklandian son will live a full and happy life?

If I'm elected president, there will be a doge for every little Blockland boy.

What are your views on "Russian Farmers Soft Cheese" cheese?

I have never had it. But would like to.

[Solid]

Can you ensure that if my server crashes and my build is erased, you can back it up with proper, free build insurance?

[Nightmare-Duckie]

What are your political views on Terrains/Interiors vs. Shadowing and Shading?

[mawty]

AS president, what would you say to this cool paragraph my freind found on the "interwebz"
"I grab a box of baby wipes and kick my computer out of sleep mode. I
found an amazing research site recently, with naked drawings of cartoon
characters. It took me a long time to find one that had drawings of Wendy.
Whenever my family takes me to eat at Wendy’s I have  to walk like a
constipated Donald Duck to hide my erection. I thought  it would change
once I saw the girl naked, but it actually got worse. It’s cruel to have the
drawing of such a cute girl plastered all over the place. I just hope my dad
doesn’t realize there’s an extra charge on his credit card. I finish
masturbating and walk out of my room"
Do you feel baby wipes is appropriate for procrastination? Or would you rather use baby oil?


p.s. good opineon on gay lasagna votes.. gay lasagna deserves more than this.... they are as equal as any one of us... (except gayer)

[Planr]

what are your poletypical e-peens on fat people?

[Volko]

Actually, it's up to you.

It's my initials.

Scott William Hollingsworth. So it's pronounced S. W. Holli.

But then someone called me Swuh-hollie. Or Swally. I liked Swuh-hollie better.

lol I always thought it was pronounced, "Shwolli".

Anyway, yeah I'll vote for you; you're a coolbro.

[Comatose]

Can I be your running mate?

[Visage]

I wouldn't vote for you if you were the last man alive. Because I'd be dead.

[Swholli]

Can you ensure that if my server crashes and my build is erased, you can back it up with proper, free build insurance?

As president I'll promise to sign into existence the Build Protection and Affordable Care Act (BPACA).

BPACA reforms certain aspects of the private build saves, increases crash coverage of pre-existing errors, expands access to insurance to over 30 million Blocklanders, and increases projected forum build spending while lowering projected Brickicare spending.

What are your political views on Terrains/Interiors vs. Shadowing and Shading?

I'm a personal believer in innovation. Blocklanders are out of jobs. No one can build any more. Our creativity is going stale and we need an injection to get our briconomy moving again.

Shadows and Shaders are the injection we need.

While it's sad to see interiors/exteriors go, sometimes we need to tear down the old structures to build the new, better structures.

-snip-

While I don't use wipes or baby oil myself, I don't see why wipes would be optimal, but if that's your choice then that's how you wank it.

Can I be your running mate?

Do you have a vice president picked out yet?

If he'll accept it, I was thinking Wedge.

[CopBlock]

saw this on youtube so i came to the blockland forums; and behold! i found a thread

[Otis Da HousKat]

I'd like to hear more on your foreign policy.

How do you plan to deal with other block building communities and the greater Internet?

[Wedge]

If he'll accept it, I was thinking Wedge.

Plan A:
My name is Wedge and I'm running for Vice President. Should Swholli decide to run for President, I would like him to choose me to be his running mate.

Plan B:
Plan B is birth control.

Plan C:
If Swholli declines, I will be forced to run on an independent ticket for vice president. On my own.