Author Topic: Tell me a joke.  (Read 4207 times)


Roses are red,
violets are blue,
some poems rhyme,
but not this one.
oh god i laughed hard at this.



roses are red
my bed is green
i want you in it
if you know what i mean





Whats long, hard and full of seamen?

This joke is better said verbally, but the answer is a submarine, and you would say seamen as the other seamen.

I was gonna make a love joke, buttforget it.
MAKE IT NOW OR ILL BUTTforget U

Times New Roman walks into a bar

He says, "There's a new serif in town"

So a black guy walks into a bar...

What do you call a dog at the beach? (Yes the answer is corny)

What do you call a dog at the beach? (Yes the answer is corny)
A FAT TARDIS!!!!!!!