Oh god guys the door is stuck. I'm free! (story on page 11)

[Block Box]

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[Ad Bot]

[SpreadsPlague]

lmao I got 12%

shazoo spreadsplague exbros for life

[Shazoo]

does the carpet match the drapes?

Not after my shower

Shazoo, you and I both know who loves suits.

Shhhhhhh...

If that's true, you're forgeted if you will get robbed.

They'd probably rob my neighbors house before robbing my puny house.

[SpreadsPlague]

Not after my shower

hot. 

Shhhhhhh...

my expert detective skills tell me this means nick has seen you naked

and you have a snake

and your snake was wearing a suit

[Block Box]

Don't worry, it grows back.

[Arcturus]

Blow the door's knob and it'll open ;D

[SpreadsPlague]

^

already said that 2/10 good effort

[Kumquat]

Call the A team.

[Lugnut]

What tools do you have at hand?
Sure you have like hairpins or something and can literally take the door off its hinges

[SpreadsPlague]

What tools do you have at hand?
Sure you have like hairpins or something and can literally take the door off its hinges

^

already said that 2/10 good effort

* SpreadsPlague had all the good ideas 8]

[Jacky]

Uh oh

[Brian Smithers]

Well, maybe if you tell us what's in the bathroom we can device some sort of plan to get you out
Also ry picking the lock
When I was 14 this happened at a friends house t night (not naked and the door was only locked) and I picked lock with his moms bobby pin.

[Shazoo]

Well, maybe if you tell us what's in the bathroom we can device some sort of plan to get you out
Also ry picking the lock
When I was 14 this happened at a friends house t night (not naked and the door was only locked) and I picked lock with his moms bobby pin.

I have a toothbrush, comb, a cactus, a couple thousand hair clips/bands, tweezers, shampoo bottles, and a razor.

[Isaac Fox]

Are there any other open windows in your house? Jump out the window and quickly re-enter the house through another window. If jumping out the window nude was my only option, I would just do it.

[Dr.Block]

I have a toothbrush, comb, a cactus, a couple thousand hair clips/bands, tweezers, shampoo bottles, and a razor.

Masturbate with them.
After that, just turn the door knob dummy.