Oh god guys the door is stuck. I'm free! (story on page 11)

[Shazoo]

just apparate, who needs licenses for that.

Oh you.

Run into the door.
Don't just kick it.
Kicking doors is for pussies. Ramming is where its at.

I tried that, now my entire body is in pain.

[Ad Bot]

[SpreadsPlague]

offer to give the door a lewinsky

it will open

[TapeDeck]

If it's a door that doesn't have a deadbolt (it most likely doesn't), try sliding a thin object (like a credit card) to try to retract the door latch.  

[Night Fox]

offer to give the door a lewinsky
it will open

it wont open until after the lewinsky is given so I do not endorse this suggestion unless you like mouth splinters and possible woodbabies (assuming you're an alien who gets preggers from the mouth)

If it's a door that doesn't have a deadbolt (it most likely doesn't), try sliding a thin object (like a credit card) to try to retract the door latch. 

that wont work if the door opens in her direction

[ghost_man]

sleep in the tub

[Nickelob Ultra]

give the door a lapdance, it'll open for you ;)

[Tango]

Need pics of you and door to properly come up with a strategy.

[SpreadsPlague]

spread your legs and the door will be revolted by the smell and run away

[Block Box]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=187204.0

[Shazoo]

I love all of you <3

[Night Fox]

I love all of you <3

that was quite uncalled for and rude, apologize immediately or face the consequences of your actions

[Block Box]

that was quite uncalled for and rude, apologize immediately or face the consequences of your actions

OFF WITH HER HEAD!

[Shazoo]

that was quite uncalled for and rude, apologize immediately or face the consequences of your actions

I especially love you, Night Fox <3

[Night Fox]

that's understandable

[SpreadsPlague]

he's gay though

love me instead. I give hot richardings.