Doomcop: once upon a time pfc miller was driving his bradley
Doomcop: when suddenly a taliban punched the side armor and it disintegrated
Doomcop: they had to clean up pfc miller with a dustpan and broom
Doomcop: he was sent home in a matchbox
Doomcop: with a cute little american flag wrapped around it
Doomcop: and a note saying
Doomcop: "sorry for your lots
-the gummint"
Comr4de: i cant breathe