Author Topic: Watch the whole video to win a free hat  (Read 1759 times)


I'll take my free hat whenever you're ready.

What you just watched appears to be a modern interpataion on an ancient Native American rain dance ritual. They are calling the rain god, Xlidaquian and asking him for showers so their crops would be fruitful. Most researchers have came to the conclusion that the rain god was actully aliens. This ritual would signal the aliens' UFO, which was powered by super fusion fuel cell technology that created a by-product of water. When the aliens would come to the tribe they would vent this water, creating an artifical rain. The Native Americans would then pay the aliens back by offering virgins to the aliens, creating a mutual agreement that lasted many years, until the aliens were driven in The Great Buffalo uprising of 487 A.D., but that's a different story.



Alright, Im going to try to translate:Garden gnomes are messing with tv signal antennas while wobbling around resulting in strange ways while playing music composed of normal sounds while throwing a party with humans that apparently are wearing masks.



i watched the entire video but all i won was mental scarring

PHHHT, watch the Wyoming Incident. You will see such pretty things.

PHHHT, watch the Wyoming Incident. You will see such pretty things.

oh god no

don't even remind me of the ending of that

No seriously give me my hat now,


So, where's the hat coming from?

well that was loving epic